HAHAHA, You're A Woman

"The code of conduct for cheerleaders at Mesa Red Mountain High School clearly states that the use of alcohol will result in immediate expulsion from the team.

So when Hosac, 17, was cited for underage drinking at a party near Four Peaks on April 2, she knew the consequences would be severe. Sure enough, the junior was not allowed to try out for the 2010-11 spirit line.

What angers Hosac and her mother, Holly Walter, however, is that several other Red Mountain students - some of them athletes - also were given citations for underage drinking, and their punishments weren't nearly as severe as Hosac's (AZcentral.com)."

I read on and the guys just had to run laps. Fucking hilarious, you know why? Because cheerleading is stupid and nothing good comes from it, unless they are half naked. Sorry ladies, but cheerleading isn't a sport, it is a cheering section of a sport. So, yea I don't care, because those real athletes probably mean a lot more to their team then these cheerleaders meant to their little pep squad.

Slow Day, So Here's A Joke

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, ‘Where in the hell have you been?’

Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’

'A tattoo?’ she frowned. ‘What kind of tattoo did you get?’

‘I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,’ he said proudly.

‘What the hell were you thinking?’ she said, shaking her head in disdain. ‘Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?’

‘Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!’

How to Charm a Lady

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Jokes

You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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