Why Not?

Why not let a snake hangout with huge fake boobs?

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Ohhhhhh that's why.

Teen Used Snake As Jump Rope

"Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope. Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice High School, according to KDKA-TV. Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals. The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian (FoxNews)."

I am all about the protection of animals and stuff, but I fucking hate snakes. They are evil, they look evil, and they serve no purpose in my life other then making me scared to shit in a desert. Fuck snakes. I want to shake this kids hand, but imagine being in this class? The teacher must have flipped shit for this to become such a big deal. It is a fucking snake...in my opinion "whacking day" from the Simpsons should be a real day....