Udonis Haslem Out Until The All Star Game

It looks as if Udonis Haslem will have more time to call players black terms that I have to look up on urban dictionary as his ass sits on the bench with a sore foot.

"An MRI exam Sunday confirmed that Udonis Haslem indeed has a torn ligament in his left foot, which will rob the Miami Heat of their ever-reliable power forward for at least six weeks and likely much longer." ESPN

This is a giant blow to the Miami Heat because they just lost their only physical big man for a while. Chris Bosh IS the Rupaul of big men, and now that they lost Haslem they will have to rely heavily on Joel Anthony and Jamaal Maglore (I just burst out laughing).

Miami really needs to get in contact with Erik Dampier's agent. I mean he sucks, but he's physical and a big man. That's something Miami desperately needs.

For the time being though, I will thoroughly enjoy watch Miami struggle against teams with a dominant big men.

LeBron James Makes Udonis Haslem Get A Felony Drug Arrest For Pot?

According to Miami-Dade court records, Haslem was charged with possessing more than 20 grams of marijuana, a third-degree felony which could bring maximum punishments of a $5,000 fine and a five-year prison sentence. ESPN

HAHAHAHAHA amazing. Fucking Heat players are constantly ruining their reputation. Udonis Haslem turned down much more lucrative offers to take a smaller contract in hopes of winning a championship with the Heat, but it looks as if cheech stayed around the number 1 drug export in America for the good pot. I wonder how the Heat and/or NBA is going to take action against this figuring he's setting a bad example for the young black youth of America. The Heat already have a weak frontcourt so if he is suspended for a substantial amount of time you can say good bye to that Bulls 72 win record.

If you look deeper though, you can see what really happened here. LeBron has been crying since "The Decision" because people have been saying mean things about him, so he paid off Haslem to take some of the HEAT off of him. Just another pathetic attempt LeBron has put out there to brand himself.