Surrogates Trailer

New Bruce Willis movie. Seeing him with hair is hilarious...

America...Fuck Yea!

"Crew members of a U.S.-flagged ship have regained control of the vessel from pirates who seized it, a Pentagon official said Wednesday. Pirates took the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama early Wednesday. The crew is believed to be safe, and one pirate is in custody, the official said. It's unclear whether other pirates remain on board the ship or whether they have fled, said the official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity (CNN)."

If you follow the news at all then you would know that these "pirates" have been doing this a lot. Well, apparently they fucked with the wrong crew this time, as the Americans were able to kick the shit of these fags and send them on their way. There are no reports on what happened exactly, but I think it is obvious....John McClane was on board...

Yippee Ki-yay Motherfucker!!!!!!!!

Bruce Willis Is God

"Actor Bruce Willis married model-actress Emma Heming over the weekend in the Turks and Caicos Islands, the actor's publicists announced (CNN)."

Is there anything Bruce Willis can't do??? His movies are awesome, he's fucking as cool as the other side of the pillow, and now he's banging a girl who is 24 years younger then him. Good for you Willis. His former wife (Demi Moore) did the same thing, and did he care? No...look at that pic. That is what the definition of "A Man" is. So, Bruce Willis here at DC we are strive to be more like you...

Here is a couple pics of his extremely hot wife...

Why Not?

Why not watch a tribute music video for Die Hard....Awesome.

-BMack

Bruce Willis is Coolest Person in the World

I saw this picture a while back, and it got me thinking...Bruce Willis is cooler than anyone else I know. Look at him, yea that's ex-wife, Demi Moore, snuggling with 20 something model/actor, Ashton Kutcher, but man fuck it... he's busy fishing. Now think about all the movies he has done. He is rarely in a bad movie. All the Die Hards...fantastic, 6th sense...great, Pulp Fiction..top ten all time films, Sin City....bad ass. It goes on and on. You know he is 20 deep in this picture, thinking about how he's going to go home and slam some 18 year old like Jo-Jo while yelling "Yippy-Kay-Yay Motherfucker" because it never gets old, and you know why??? Because he's Bruce Willis and he doesn't give a fuck. Keep living the dream Bruce, you're a legend here at DuelingCouches.

-BMack