Eddy Curry Gets Even Fatter

Just when you thought Eddy Curry couldn't get any worse he shows up to camp 20 pounds heavier, and now weighs a shocking 325 pounds!

"Eddy Curry never showed up for voluntary workouts in July and September and was the last player to make it to the Knicks practice facility just ahead of the start of training camp. The team was hoping he would lose weight in the offseason, but he didn't. The New York Times reports he gained 20 pounds and tipped the scales at 325 when the Knicks weighed him.

According to the newspaper he was lapped during a drill on Saturday in which players weaved through cones around the court and by Sunday night he was sitting on the sidelines with a tight hamstring.

"Obviously, we're pushing these guys hard," head coach Mike D'Antoni said. "He misses anything, it just makes it a little bit tougher."

Asked if Curry was already behind, D'Antoni said, "Well, yeah (ESPN)."

Oh those Knicks, man they crack me up. Curry is making over $11 million this year. The good news is that this is his last year, so maybe they can move his expiring contract, but knowing the Knicks they'll probably resign him for twice as much.

Eddy Curry's Life Sucks

"An attorney for New York Knicks player Eddy Curry says a woman found slain in Chicago is Curry's former girlfriend and the mother of his 3-year-old son (FoxNews)."

Tragic story, but has anyone else noticed the black cloud over Curry's life? A week or two ago it was reported that Curry was sexually harassing his male driver. That is on top of the fact that he basically doesn't play anymore, and I think he is on his way out of the NBA.

If the black cloud wasn't bad enough...How messed up is this kid going to be? His Dad may or may not be a gay guy, that sexually harasses his male employees, and is the laughing stock on the NBA, and his mom is dead. Damn kid, you have been given a terrible hand to play with. Got to feel bad for the kid...

Eddy Curry Is Gay?

According to the New York Post Eddy Curry is an aggressive gun toting homo that has a thing for limo drivers.

Eddy Curry has had a sexual harassment lawsuit filed against him by David Kuchinsky. Here are some highlights on what Kuchinsky accuses Eddy of doing:

* repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."

* Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them,"

and my favorite
* Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."

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God, I knew Eddy Curry sucked on the court, but I had no idea he did off the court as well.

Breaking News: Eddy Curry out for the year

Eddy Curry is getting season ending surgery. Big surprise, with the Knicks sucking Eddy decided to get his right knee scoped. Now, he can get away from that terrible team(for the rest of the season) and eat as many donuts as possible while trying to recover. Why do I think this might be the last time we see Curry as a Knick.