Health Warning For Americans

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

FACTS:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Ainge Has Heart Attack

As if the news for the Celtics could get any worse...

"Boston Celtics general manager Danny Ainge has been hospitalized after suffering what the team described as a minor heart attack. The team issued a statement Thursday saying that the 50-year-old Ainge was "recovering nicely" at Massachusetts General Hospital and is expected to remain there for a few days (Sportsline)."

Hopefully this is less severe then Garnett's "minor knee problems", but it sounds like he is going to make a full recovery. Ainge is only 50 years old, so this is a little young for him to be having heart attacks. Anyways, we wish him the best, and we hope the Celtics use all of these negatives and have an "us against the world" type of mentality going into the playoffs...