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NFL Slaps Favre on Wrist

The NFL fined Brett Favre $50,000 for not cooperating with their investigation into accusations over misconduct and sexual harassment. Wait a minute. Since when is Roger Goodell a supporter of due process? Since when does he need proof in order to punish?

Ben Roethlisberger was suspended for being accused of rape. Even the most ardent Big Ben fans admitted that the Steelers' QB had been acting dumb, and putting himself into troublesome situations. But there's no rule against going to bars and hitting on girls. If there were, most of the NFL would be suspended.

I'm not defending Roethlisberger, but he was given a very stiff punishment even though he was never convicted of a crime, nor was he even officially indicted.

Yet Brett Favre decides not to cooperate (even though it's blatantly obvious that he's guilty), and he gets a $50,000 fine. He'll make $16 million in salary this year, so this fine is 0.3% of his income. If a normal working person making $50k a year were fined at this rate, it'd be $156.25, or the same penalty as a small speeding ticket. What would happen to any of us if we didn't cooperate with our employer's investigations into sexual misconduct? Would we get 0.3% of our salary docked?

If I'm James Harrison, or any other player fined for illegal hits this season, I'm going to find some young interns, buy a cell phone with a 10 megapixel camera, and go to town.

My favorite part of all this is Goodell publicizing the fact that he told Favre the punishment would be worse if they found he'd acted up. That's like a State Trooper telling a suspected drunk driver "Are you drunk? If you say yes, you'll be in lots of trouble."

Thankfully, in the public's eye at least, Favre's guilty. Innocent people don't cover their asses like this. Favre has been exposed (in more ways than one) as a dirty old man, as a spoiled baby, and on the field this season he's padded both of his turnover records.

One day, Favre will be enshrined in Canton, and that's sad. He's just an awful person, and the only thing I hate more than him are those few but loud Brett Favre supporters that still pester us with their inane love for this overrated player and utter manwhore.

-The Commodore

NFL Once Again Proves It's A Joke

On Monday, there were reports that the NFL is close to resolving its investigation into the Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger situation, and that the league was not likely to suspend the Vikings quarterback. Sterger's manager did not take well to that news. Phil Reese told TMZ.com that Sterger has "provided extensive evidence that irrefutably proves there was harassment (WEEI)."

If this was any other player he would've been suspended, but because it is the "legendary" Brett Favre and they don't want to "tarnish" his legacy he is going to get away with this. I guarantee if this was Jay Cutler he would've been suspended for a least a couple game, but apparently Favre's streak is so important that the league won't have the balls to step in and do what is right.

"While Sterger has been mostly silent on the matter until now, Reese said that could change. Said Reese: "No matter what happens, Jenn has all legal remedies, including going public, if the NFL doesn't clear her name (WEEI)."

I hope she makes his life fucking miserable, and he ends up in a sack in Montana and dies from a horrible bear attack.

Chick Of The Day

Today's chick of the day is Jenn Sterger. Since Wilde will eventually be putting Favre's cock on this site, I figured we should at least be a little less gay and take a moment to look at Jenn.




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Favre Gives Sterger The Old Cock Shot

Deadspin had a great article today, and if it is true it could be awesome. Their article is long, but I'll give you the main parts...

"Here's another reason Brett Favre should stay retired this time: Turns out The Daily Line's Jenn Sterger has kept a ridiculously disturbing (but HILARIOUS) secret about her interactions with The Gunslinger while they were both part of the Jets organization.

Sterger said that Favre first began to call her (while with Jets) early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol' boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

Sterger claimed she spurned Favre's advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team's highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference (Deadspin)."

The sotry goes on that Steger doesn't want her named tied to this, so she has been hesitant to release the information, but would like Favre to pay for this before he harasses other women.

This whole story is fucking hilarious. I mean I would do anything to get in Sterger's pants, but Favre is married, and this would destroy his world. He was wild when he was with the Packers, but that isn't his image anymore. So, if this is true it would be unbelievable.

As if this story couldn't get any better we get this little tidbit....

"One thing that is notable is this: it turns out that Brett watched last year's Super Bowl at home in Mississippi. He didn't watch it alone, however. According to one source, he watched the Saints miraculously defeat the Colts in the company of one special guest: Tiger Woods. I wonder what those guys talked about (Deadspin)?"

Jenn Sterger New Maxim Shoot

Our friend Jenn Sterger did a photoshoot for Maxim recently. Here it is.

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Jenn Sterger's Boobs Survived

Here's a picture of former DC endorser Jenn Sterger after getting her tits removed. I guess she's still hot.

What The Fuck Jenn Sterger

In an effort to reinvent myself, in a cut throat industry that was becoming more and more competitive the deeper I swam, I made the decision to go against the grain and remove my implants. More

I love Jenn Sterger, DuelingCouches.com loves Jenn Sterger, Why the fuck doesn't Jenn Sterger love Jenn Sterger. She had a real good thing going on with her boobs and being eye candy for pretty much any team that paid her, but then what does she go and do, muck it up for the rest of us. I'm normally not this sexist, but her puppies were the only reason she got famous in the first place. why would she bite the hand that fed her. The only way she can make this up to me is by visiting me after the Steelers game tonight with Halftime pizza dressed up like a french maid or anytime for that matter.

Jenn Sterger Not Returning To Jets

IT looks like Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will have one fewer target this season. Buxom brunette Jenn Sterger (above), who served as the team's sideline reporter last season, is leaving her post to pursue a career as an actress. Sterger, who first drew attention as a cheerleader at FSU, recently finished a role in "Don't Fade Away" with Mischa Barton. She'll also be guest bartending at the Hill in Murray Hill tomorrow.

And after that, she will give rounds to all DC Writers. YAY!!!

Happy Birthday Jenn Sterger

Happy Birthday to our girl Jenn Sterger. Jenn is in avid Dueling Couches fan and has endorsed us and has been a chick of the day.

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Life After the Sox

The Sox hadn't lost a playoff series since 2005, and hadn't lost a Game 7 since that all too memorable 2003 ALCS in Yankee Stadium. What's worse, the team that ended the Sox season is full of upstarts, and supported by a small rabble of mohawk wearing, cowbell ringing, fair weather fans that make Pink Hats look like the 700 level of Veterans Stadium. A friend of mine going to school in Tampa paid $40 for Game 7 tickets. FORTY DOLLARS... FOR GAME SEVEN! I paid $60 for regular season bleacher tickets up here and bragged about getting a good deal.

It's hard losing that way, to that team, with those "fans." But at least it wasn't the Yankees, like it was in '03. And at least it wasn't the Mets, like it was in '86. And if the Rays are good enough for Jenn Sterger, then I guess they're not so bad.



But like 2003, and like 1986, there are other GREAT teams to watch in this town. The World Champion Celtics start their title defense in less than a week. The Bradyless Pats are still in it, and still very entertaining. The Bruins have done well against some tough opponents to start their season. The BC Eagles are ranked 23rd in the country and could go to the ACC title game.

I'll admit, October of 2008 isn't shaping up to be the same as October of 2007. On Halloween last year, the Red Sox were World Series Champions, the Patriots were 8-0, Boston College was ranked #2 in the country, and the Celtics were about to begin their most highly anticipated season in decades.

But look at what New York has. They've got the Giants, and that's it. The Yankees and Mets missed the playoffs, the Knicks suck, and the Jets are terminal losers.



Look at what Philadelphia has. The Phillies won the pennant, but the Eagles are stuck in a cycle of mediocrity. The 76ers were under .500, and the Flyers are a bunch of cheap shot pussies.



What city is doing much better than Boston? Los Angeles has the Dodgers, Lakers, and USC. They can throw in the Angels, as well. That's good, but not better than what we have.

Both Chicago baseball teams made the playoffs, and the Bears are in first. But the Bulls and Blackhawks both missed the playoffs.

Perhaps Boston sports aren't miles above everyone else anymore, but I can't really think of another town being above us. Boston teams have 6 titles in the 21st century. LA's teams have 4 (that's with 2 baseball teams, 2 hockey teams, and 2 basketball teams). The Spurs have won 3 for San Antonio. Miami has 2, New York (2 baseball, 2 football, 3 hockey) also has 2 titles.

So let's not line up on the Tobin or the Zakim. Let's not start crying because it's been four whole months since a championship parade. Let's be a little happier that we live in a town with the best football and baseball teams in the 21st century, along with the greatest basketball team IN HISTORY.



-The Commodore

Jenn Sterger To J-E-T-S

"Hey fans...I just wanted to share some major Jenn Sterger news released today! Not only did the New York Jets sign Brett Favre last week, but they also announced the signing of Jenn Sterger for the 2008 season as their in-stadium home-game host.

In Jenn's new position, she will interview celebrities and will host both pregame "Keys to the Game" segments and the club's pregame components up until the player introductions. She'll also play a role during TV timeouts and during halftime." From Jenn's Blog

With all the off season craziness first signing everyone, then trading for Brett Favre the Jets finally found a way to pretty much guarantee a superbowl. Jenn Sterger (a big DC Fan) is now working for the New York Jets to be the next eye candy on the sidelines. Erin Andrews must be starting to feel the heat because she we soon be jobless when Jenn gets done with her.

Jenn Sterger Takes Down Erin Andrews

Our girl Jenn Sterger was on ESPN radio the other day and decided to take on Erin Andrews. Not only is that cat fight running through my mind but I am starting to sweat. Apparently Jenn (FSU)really hates Florida and Miss Andrews went there. You know who else goes to FSU E.J. Manuel.

Here is the clip

Ray of Hope

Although the season is only one month old, several teams have taken advantage of a hot start. The Cardinals, Marlins, and Athletics have all exceeded expectations thus far, however, the team that has shocked the baseball world resides in Tampa Bay. The Rays are off to their best start in franchise history. The funny part is, their stars have yet to shine. Carlos Pena, who hit .282 with 46 homers and 122 RBI’s, is only hitting an anemic .209 with 18 runs batted in. On the plus side, he is second in the AL with 8 home runs. Staff ace, Scott Kazmir, recently returned from injury and after a rough start against the Red Sox, bounced back in a quality outing against the Los Angeles Angels. As a Sox fan, the Rays give me reason to worry, they are chocked full of young talent and can only get better. Guys like Evan Longoria, Carl Crawford, James Shields, and B.J. Upton are all under 27 years old, and are signed to long-term deals. Finally all those number one picks are panning out. It would be a terrible injustice to write this article and not mention the unsung hero for the Rays, Eric Hinske. The former rookie of the year, is having a spectacular season, this is the veteran leadership that the Rays hope will guide their young sluggers. For a team that has sat in the American League basement since 1999, the Rays have finally started to show signs of a team on the rise.

What would make the Rays even more devastating would be adding another lefty bat in the lineup… Anyone come to mind? How about Barry Bonds. Earlier in the season there was rumor that Tampa Bay was interested in Bonds, but I am under the impression that Bonds wants big money and a contract through 2009. This is a high-risk high reward situation. The risk is obvious, Bonds could be in prison as early as fall 2009, and has an upcoming trial for perjury. The reward, also obvious, Bonds could easily jack 20 dingers in the second half of the year. He would have the chance to play in a dome, in a nice climate, and will serve solely as a DH. While many people, including myself, believe that Barry Bonds has been exiled by baseball. Has it dawned on anyone else, that this guy broke the all-time home run record just one season ago, and this year not ONE team has contacted him for as much as a workout. Personally, I hope the next uniform Bonds wears is a California State Penitentiary, orange jumpsuit. With that being said, he is still one of the best hitters to ever grace professional baseball and would definitely add offense to any American League team willing to take a giant risk.

-Brian B.

Jenn Sterger Loves D.C.

Our newest endorsement is definitely tied with the biggest we got, but way more arousing. Jenn Sterger, was one of our original Chicks of the Day and she is also included in E!'s Top 20 Hottest Women on the Internet and endorsed Dueling Couches yesterday.
Here is the exclusive convo via facebook:

DP: Jenn, me and my buddy started a sportsblog http://duelingcouches.blogspot.com/ we already did a feature on you. we are wondering what you think of the site?
thanks,
Dave

JS: Good stuff.. Ill pass it around to my sports industry buddies.. :)

I added a few more pics:
Jenn's D.C. Chicks Page