Keith Rivers Talks About Hit... or Mumbles

What Keith Rivers said:
"I mean, I would have done it," he said. "Honestly, whatever. It is what it is. You know, you reap what you sow. That's what happens. What goes around, comes around. We'll see what happens."

What he meant to say:
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, that motherfucking, asshole, cocksucker, fuck! I would kill that motherfucker if I had that chance, as a matter of fact I'm gonna kill that motherfucker now! Hines watch your ass! Will somebody please pass me my motherfucking ham and cheese smoothie!"

With The Number 9th Pick in the 2008 NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals Select....

Keith Rivers out of USC

The 6-3,240 OLB can run a 4.54 and be the next best Bengal line-backers since Takeo Spikes. He has everything you could want in an outside line-backer, speed, pursuit, and excellent tackling. If the Bengals were lower they would probably take a guy like Limas Sweed with Chris Henry being cut, Chad Johnson being a douche, but with the 9th pick you take the best player available and that is Keith Rivers to help this non-existent Bengals defense.