A-Rod Depressed About Madonna

There was a news story that Madonna has a new, younger, boy toy model and A-Fraud is not happy.

Madonna is now with 22-year-old Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz - and two of her children - last weekend in the Meatpacking District. Now sources tell us her recent flame A-Rod is mortified. "Alex is well aware that Madonna is out and about with Jesus, and he isn't happy about it," an insider tells us. "It's embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked, and now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud."

I find this to be great. A-Rod can't even score with a chick who looks like the Crypt keeper. Many people have been coming out against A-Fraud and I love it.

Madonna's Hairy Snatch Worth $$$

"Christie's auction house says a 30-year-old nude photo of Madonna, which earned her a $25 modeling fee, is expected to sell for at least $10,000 (FoxNews).

Here is the photo: CLICK HERE

So not worth almost getting fired for. Fuck you Madonna, buy a razor.

-BMack

A-Rod Ruins Thanksgiving

Unsurprisingly, A-Rod chose to go to NY for Thanksgiving to be with the wrinkly old bitch otherwise known as Madonna.

Cynthia Rodriquez's email was somehow leaked to the media:
"My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna … She called and he ran on her command back to New York City … Gross!"

Okay, I get that A-Rod left his wife for another woman. I could have predicted that a long time ago. But why is he now doing Kabbalah and meeting with a spiritual leader like a total homo? All for a disgusting old bag of bones and vegan food? I don't get it.

No F'n Way

A source close to A-Rod says, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

WTF A-Rod! Madonna is a disgusting, muscular, little troll. In a City where there are plenty of good looking chicks, Madonna? Gross man. Maybe you and Jeter should actually be friends figuring he can find and tag some hot poon.

A-Rod you disgust me.

I bet her privates looks like a partially opened grilled cheese sandwich.



UPDATE: Today Madonna publicly announced that she and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. It's on like donkey kong.