A-Rod Ruins Thanksgiving

Unsurprisingly, A-Rod chose to go to NY for Thanksgiving to be with the wrinkly old bitch otherwise known as Madonna.

Cynthia Rodriquez's email was somehow leaked to the media:
"My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna … She called and he ran on her command back to New York City … Gross!"

Okay, I get that A-Rod left his wife for another woman. I could have predicted that a long time ago. But why is he now doing Kabbalah and meeting with a spiritual leader like a total homo? All for a disgusting old bag of bones and vegan food? I don't get it.

Kid Getting Wrecked by a Trick Throw-In

Right on B

Screw the economy. His first job, and arguably the most important, is to bring playoffs to college football. If he does then I think of speak for everyone when I say, Obama 2012!!!!!

Who's got the hottest wife?

Kevin Garnett


Paul Pierce


Ray Allen



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Bored at work?

http://oneslime.net/

This is the best game (besides snood of course) to play on a Friday at work. If you get to level three and beat the black slime could you write a comment describing in full detail how you did it? I've been trying for a week and am close to getting fired.

Celebrity Thoughts

Kanye West: "I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice," he said in an interview on Wednesday. "It's me settling into that position of just really accepting that it's one thing to say you want to do it and it's another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan."

By the beard of Zeus how can he compare himself to MJ? Michael Jordan would never be caught dead sporting a man purse. Other than that though, yea pretty much the same.

Hero of the Day

27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

On Monday in Florida this amazingly genius (and may I add, generous) man offered the McDonald's drive-thru cashier weed in exchange for a delicious value meal. Unfortunately he found the absolute worst fast food employee on earth and the guy called the cops on him.

Boo to you, sir.

Holy Fuck, Batman!

Maybe they wanted to redeem the Batman character after Christian Bale destroyed him with his lisp and ridiculous deep voice, but DC Comics has ordered that shipments of the comic book be destroyed.

Turns out a "printing error" has caused swears and dirty words (like shit, cunt, bitch etc.) to appear throughout the comic. They're saying that the words were to be blacked out, but when they were printed they used two different tones of black so the words were clearly readable.

Batgirl is seen saying "Text every friend you've got, shitheads. Sell your poison somewhere else. This here arcade belongs to the fucking Batgirl."

They caught the error after shipments to comic book stores were sent out, but they asked that the store owners destroyed them on arrival... unlikely. Some distributors, like St. Mark's Comics in NY, aren't destroying them, and they can be fond on ebay for up to $250 so far.

Sounds like a publicity stunt since they knew damn well that no one would destroy those gems. And I can't figure out why there was profanity printed on it in the first place?

Chick Of The Day

Kim Kardashian's less hot but still super hot sister.



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Damn Commies

China tried to pull a fast one on us, and pathetically thought that no one would notice.

During the opening ceremonies, Lin Miao Ke was seen singing "Ode to the Motherland" except it wasn't her voice that everyone heard. It was 7 year old Yang Peiyi's voice. When Chinese government officials saw Yang they said she was not cute enough due to her crooked teeth and Lin's voice wasn't good enough to be the singer.

Lin Miao Ke's father was told 15 minutes before the opening ceremony that his daughter would be performing, but when he heard her sing he thought the voice sounded different. Lin didn't even know she was lip synching.

Supposedly the fireworks were also faked at one point. Congratulations China, on being completely useless.

My Theory on Alex Rodriguez's Sexual Orientation

Turns out there may be some truth to the Madonna/A-Rod controversy.

The home-run hitter has been seen coming and going from Madonna's New York apartment. On top of that, Alex has supposedly been subletting an apartment that his wife doesn't even know about for the last several months. The pad is about six blocks away from Madonna’s, and a doorman at the building said that Madonna has been a frequent visitor there.

Theory: Alex is gay and Madonna is the closest thing he can find without actually sleeping with a man.

A-Rod Got Dumped For...

There were rumors going around that A-Rod has been having a romantic relationship with Madonna, gross. However, her reps squashed those rumors pretty quickly.

Even better, A-Rod's wife, Cynthia, left him for Lenny Kravitz who she's been seeing for awhile now.




Good, A-Rod is an arrogant flamer.

Who's small now?

Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend, Renae Shrider, claimed she wasn't dating Mini Me for money while they lived together for 6 months as a couple. They broke up, but he still lets her live in his home with him (they sleep in separate rooms). Renae also claimed she didn't release the recent sex tape the couple made, and she even filed a police report saying the tape was stolen.

Renae finally came clean and admitted she did release the clip of the tape and is looking around for a buyer. She says she won't accept anything under $25,000.

Shrider also said that Mini Me's manhood is "in proportion to his height". The little dude is only 2 feet 8 inches so I'm guessing it wasn't a compliment.

Bad Ass

Raffaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend and fraudulent Italian, has been charged with all kinds of ballsy crimes.


- Six counts of wire fraud and each count carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.
- Five counts of money laundering and each count also carries a max of 20 years in jail.
- One count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, which carries a maximum penalty of 5 years behind bars.
-Failed drug test for opiates


My personal favorite... He claimed he was the CFO for the Vatican; claiming people could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.

He also was sued for $55 million for allegedly using company money to spend on himself and Hathaway last year, and to top it off he was only caught because he bounced a $250,000 check. I think he's cool.

Update

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got MARRIED on Wednesday!

Mariah is 10 years older than Nick, but that didn't stop them from having a secret spontaneous wedding yesterday. Must have been an uber classy wedding with guests such as Da Brat attending. To make it even more romantic Cannon's ex-fiance, Selita who's also a Victoria's Secret model, confirms that the ring is the same one he purposed to her with.



Lucky Cannon

New Jersey

A 38 year old New Jersey Police Officer, Robert Melia Junior, was arrested for supposedly performing sexual acts on a cow. Can you blame him? Between the fake tans and ear bleeding accents I don't know which choice is more offensive.

Another Reason It's Great Not To Live In Africa

This is not a joke.

Police arrested 13 people in Kinshasa, Congo for committing the most frowned upon crime in the world- using "black magic" on men's penises to make them shrink or disappear. So far there are 14 men claiming they are victims of this heinous act which caused mayhem and attempted lynchings of the supposed warlocks.

Apparently penis theft and black magic aren't that unheard of in West African countries such as Congo. One local named Kalala said, "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny." I thought those big gorillas from the movie were bad enough, Congo is officially terrifying.

Crazy Brazilian Priest

Adelir Antonio de Carli,a 41 year old Roman Catholic Priest, went missing on Sunday after floating away under hundreds of helium balloons as a large crowed cheered him on. He was trying to set a world record and raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua, but lost contact with port authority officials after 8 hours.

The last known location of the adventurous Reverend was 30 miles off the coast after unforeseen winds sent him sailing away. Apparently he has a GPS device, satellite phone and is an experienced skydiver. Search efforts are still in full swing.

Father of the Year

The former Bon Jovi lead guitarist, Richie Sambora, was arrested on Tuesday night for driving under the influence of alcohol. Obviously being alone and drunk would have been way too uncool for the has-been because his 10 year old daughter was in the car with him.

Us Weekly reported, "There were three females in the car, two of them were juveniles. The officer [that arrested Sambora] formed the opinion that Mr. Sambora had been operating his vehicle under the influence of alcohol." P.I.M.P.

If Heather Locklear, his baby's mama, didn't hate him enough after leaving her for Denise Richards, she's sure to now.

Chick of the Day... Rumor Willis?

PSYCH! How could Demi Moore and Bruce Willis produce such a troll?