New Jersey Pulls Out Of Melo Race Because They Want To Be Awful

The Bergen Record reported that Nets general manager Billy King had issued a Tuesday deadline to the Nuggets to finally accept or reject the original proposal, which would have brought Nets rookie Derrick Favors, Jazz veteran Andrei Kirilenko and two future first-round picks to Denver. Nets guard Devin Harris would have gone to Charlotte and Bobcats forward Boris Diaw would have headed to Utah. ESPN

I don't think the Nets are in any position to be setting any deadlines. Carmelo is really necessary for New Jersey since they struck out pretty severely this offseason. If I were the Nets I would trade anything and everything for Carmelo Anthony. I would trade Devin Harris and Derrick Favors and the next 5 1st round picks for Carmelo if that was possible.

But I guess like always, New Jersey is just going to suck.

J-Woww In Maxim

She is part of the reason the rest of the world hates America, but at least she has some awesome tits...

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New Jersey Sucks... But That's Nothing New To Us

Who loves living in New Jersey? Not New Jersey residents, according to a new poll by Quinnipiac University.

A full 75% of those living in the Garden State describe themselves as “dissatisfied” with the state of things in general, a record high. On the other side of the well-being spectrum, a scant 2% of New Jerseyans describe themselves as “very satisfied,” a finding that is within the margin of error for the poll. Which means there might be not a single New Jersey resident who feels profound satisfaction with life. More

I constantly get into arguments with people from New Jersey that their state is the worst thing to come into existence, and they get so offended. Now we have proof from a poll (and it's not one of those mysterious King Magazine polls) that EVEN New Jerseians hate it their. New Jersey is the equivalent of Rhode island literally on steroids. And they just cut $820 million in state aid to public schools, so if you graduated with hopes of being a teacher in NJ, good luck, or if your trying to raise kids their just start watching the Jersey Shore because that's what you have to look forward to.

Keep fist pumping New Jersey because that's the best press you will have in a long time.

Most Shocking News Ever!!!

All the people on "Jersey Shore" have herpes!!!!

"Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex."

"We hand it out like M&Ms," Salsano said. "'Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up (FoxNews)."

Wow this is almost as shocking as when Brittany Murphy died from overdose, but I believe they aren't taking this far enough. I think everyone from Jersey should be on this stuff. They are are terrible.

Actually better yet, just blow the whole fucking state up!

Why Not?

I know there has been a lot of these videos, like the one for New Hampshire, but I hate New Jersey, and this is just too good. So, why not watch Newark get taken down a peg or two?

The best part of this whole thing is that people from Newark are fucking pissed. These are some of the comments from youtube...

- swear ta god if i find this guy in newark ill fuck hang him on my tree for putting up bull shit

- You, mofo's would really get robbed and jacked, looking like you shoot needles your damn self, can I buy you a sandwich! Mothafucka's look like you from pleasantville! VIDEO IS WACK!

- bitch dont disrespect my city ill find u

As you can tell all these people definitley went to college.

Snookie At It Again

Not sure, but I think this is setup. They are filming the new season of Jersey Shore (yea, I don't feel well either), and it just seems convenient she gets into another bar fight. Then again she is a loud mouth orange midget, and no one likes those.

Why Not?

Why not watch security guards reenact the jersey shore finale?

MTV Moves To North Shore?

Well Boston this is the beginning of the end. There are rumors flying around over the past couple of days that MTV is looking to build off the recent success of "Jersey Shore". If you haven't watched the show I am proud of you, but I have and it was hilarious.

When I say the word fag, this is the kind of kid I think of...

Anyways, the people of MTV are looking for the next culture to attack, and it looks like it might be in our own backyard. That's right, those micks that speak with a big fake Boston accent, love sports, and are referred to as "Massholes" by the rest of the country. Listen, these people deserve it, but I am still against it.

Why?

Because right now we have great ammo on Yankees fans, since a lot of them look like that fag I put in the picture above. I love that, because there is no defense to it...you're fucking orange man, I mean what are you going to say. Yet, if this show happens, then it levels the playing field a little bit, which I don't like.

I really don't want to see a show butchering Bostonians, not that there isn't a group that deserves it, but because it is going to be a stigma that will be pushed on all of us. We already get it for not pronouncing our A's, and using the word wicked. We don't need the rest of the country know about that stupid over the top Irish crap that goes on.

Death By Chocolate

Well this sounds like a terrible way to go...

"A 22-year-old factory worker died Wednesday after he fell into a vat of boiling chocolate at a manufacturing plant in New Jersey, police said. The Camden County prosecutor's office identified the victim as Vincent Smith II. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant. Smith had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time rescue crews arrived, MyFOXPhilly.com reported. Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull Smith out of the 8-foot-deep vat. He was hit and fatally injured by the agitator that mixes the chocolate. By the time he was pulled out of the tank just after 11 a.m., he was already dead (FoxNews)."

This sucks in so many ways. First he falls into boiling chocolate, and as his buddies try to pull him out he is basically mixed to death....terrible way to go.

In case you were wondering what a "agitator" is the pic below is what killed him.

Sucks.

Monster Washes Up on Long Island Beach

"Long after last summer's "Montauk Monster" rotted away, another mysterious animal carcass has washed up on a Long Island, N.Y., beach. Montauk-Monster.com, which bills itself as "The Official Montauk Monster Web Site," announced over the weekend that a hairless, bloated body was found by a local couple in Southold, on the island's North Fork (FoxNews)."

WTF is that??? If that wasn't bad enough apparently this is not the first unknown animal that has washed ashore (see pic below). I am terrified, but my best guess is that it came from New Jersey. It is so dirty there, and are known for making chemicals, so it seems like the perfect place for some horrific monster to come from. So, fuck that thing, and fuck New jersey for causing it...

New Jersey

A 38 year old New Jersey Police Officer, Robert Melia Junior, was arrested for supposedly performing sexual acts on a cow. Can you blame him? Between the fake tans and ear bleeding accents I don't know which choice is more offensive.