Serial Butt Stabber On The Loose In Virginia, BMack Brought In To Be Questioned

One man may be responsible for slashing at least five women on the butt, according to Fairfax County police.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was shopping at Forever 21 inside the Fair Oaks Mall at 5:30 p.m. Monday when she was distracted by clothing falling over. She told police that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt and realized she'd been cut through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor.

The atttacks began in February. In each attack, the victims have been women in their late teens or early 20s at retail stores. In each case, the stabbing follows some sort of distraction.

Before the victim realizes what has happened, the attacker has calmly walked away without creating a scene, police said. More

I would have thought this was BMack immediately, however, the guy stabs girl butts, BMack is only down with stabbing guys butts. He's tried to slash my ass so many times, fortunately I'm just too quick. The Captain and Jesus on the other hand have all been Butt Stabbed by Bob.

But in all seriousness, what the fuck is up with this guy. I'm a butt guy so any tme someone ruins a nice butt it's a travesty. Imagine if he ruined the next JLO, Beyonce or Kim Kardashian butt. Someone needs to stop this guy before he does some serious damage.

Is Mass Serious With This Biking Stuff?

Due to a scheduling conflict, the launch of the city’s new bike-sharing program has been moved to 11 a.m. Thursday at City Hall Plaza. Hubway, a program that will bring 610 bicycles to about 60 rental kiosks around the city, was originally scheduled to launch yesterday. On Thursday, registered Hubway members and employees of companies sponsoring the program will ride 200 of the silver bicycles to 12 of the Hubway kiosks. Hubway has also announced the prices for its casual membership: becoming a 24-hour member costs $5, and signing on to the program for three days costs $12. Annual membership costs $85, though there is a special introductory rate of $60 until the end of July. Rentals of up to half an hour are covered by the membership fee. Boston.com

This program cost about 2 million dollars to fund and you know what? It's not going to work, they try these programs everywhere and they never work. You know why? Because people or kids will end up just stealing and demolishing the bikes. They tried this at URI once when I was there and you know what happened, they were set on fire, stolen or driven into the lake.

Also, this is just going to piss me off more when I drive, the thing I hate the most is when I have to yield to a bike on a busy road. Everytime I have to share the road with a bicyclist I feel like committing murder. They say, this is going to make it so there is less traffic, which is bullshit, it's only 600 bikes, but I would rather deal with bumper to bumper traffic over dealing with 20 more bikes on my commute.

Stupid idea mass.

It's BMack's Birthday

He may not have got the Chipendale's job, but there is still reason to celebrate. BMack has turned another year older. He's turning into an old man I tell yea. So Happy Birthday BMack, looks like the Lock Out came at an opportune time.

Speaking Of People Who Write

VS

It's Friday and there wasn't any sports that interested me last night so I'm just gonna ramble about stuff you don't care about. I'm going to play Don King here and set up a battle between The Captain vs Jesus who write for DC. They are easily the best two writers in the family (I mean they make BMack and I look like retards with the way we write) and they are both polar opposites on certain things. For instance The Captain is a pessimist who is a giant hockey fan, despises basketball and is very stubborn when it comes to certain things like acknowledging when the Patriots failures, Ben Roethlisberger's innocence, and that Basketball is a better sport than Hockey, while Jesus is generally happy, loves basketball, hates Hockey, but loves stupid things like golf and tennis . So what am I doing? I'm setting up a debate between the two heavyweights on having an ongoing debate about something, I'm leaning towards a Basketball/ Hockey article figuring they are both on opposite sides with that, but I feel we do that too much as is. The challenge is on boys. Only in America!!

Boston Voted Worst Dressed City

This is obviously another case of the rest of the countries jealousy towards good old Boston.

Now a days it seems like everyone goes after Beantown with every irrelevant poll, but it's ok, if you don't like our salmon colored polos, boat shoes, hoodies representing all the colleges I resent, mesh shorts, Red Sox hat, Championship T-Shirt for whoever just won, American Eagle, Abercrombie look you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from. Because at the end of the day it's all about comfort ladies and gentleman.

I'd rather my city not know what Ed Hardy is than fucking rock that douche bag jersey shore bullshit. We are a simple folk here in Boston, and if it's not broke don't fix it. We don't rely so much on fashion here because we don't want our clothes to take away from how incredibly good looking we all are. I mean fuck, there should be marble statues created of everyone ever born in Boston if you ask me.

I Ain't Saying She's A Gold Digger

Elin Nordegren has found love again with wealthy American investor Jamie Dingman, who happens to be a fucking billionaire

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/elin_dating_billionaire_son_O8mqWO21Bn3OPn8D6MHZ3M#ixzz1SAxGhULq

So it all comes out, Tiger was right to cheat on her because this Elin chick is a fucking gold digging chick that only wanted money. She played the public up to feel bad for her after the Tiger incident and then she goes and slobs on a billionaire knob the 1st second she has a chance. Just like Erin Andrews, she played the sympathy card to her advantage.

I hope everyone sees right through her crocodile tears and realizes what she really is, a hoe.

Seriously, Has Anyone Seen This Show?

I never have feel so disappointed and Patriotic about people after watching this show. The show Swamp People is about about of redneck hillbillies running around Louisiana hunting alligators and shooting squirrels while drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and having the worst hygiene of all time. I mean look at the guy to the left, whats more Merican than that?

For me it was a ridiculous surprise that people like this even existed. But also made me intrigued because I kind of want to be one of them at the same time. Nothing is more manly then shooting a 9 foot alligator from point blank range in the face with a Marlboro Red in your mouth.

Anyways if anyone has a chance to check out this gold nugget it's on the History channel you will be amazed and disappointed at the same time.

ESPYs

I didn't watch it, but listening to the monologue it seems as if he did a decent job. No Norm McDonald, but still a solid job.

I never have really watched the ESPY's I don't really care too, I don't really get it. I feel like they are trying to force another award show on me, which I'm not cool with. Instead of the ESPYs last night I watched Man vs Food and SVU reruns.

Fuck off.

Since There Was No Sports Yesterday

Check out this hotel room at Conrad Maldives Rangali Island, it's underwater and pretty much the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.

If I went on vacation and had that room, I don't know whether I would be terrified the whole time or love it. There are so many things that could go wrong, like a crack in the glass, snorkelers, and scuba divers, sleeping would be a little hard. However, how cool would it be to wake up and be in a Spongebob Squarepants setting. Pretty sweet.

Hopefully none of the sharks from Deep Blue Sea are around.

How Sweet Is Google Plus

I'm not a big fan of new technology, but when I heard about this Google plus, I had to jump, and I did and it's f'n sweet.

You know what Google plus is, it's a reset on facebook, it cuts the fat. It's a thing where I can go and only invite my closet friends post college and not deal with any of the FB BS. Plus Google is a lot more accepted at the real job than opening up facebook.

Another cool reason why to love Google plus is because it's a mixture of facebook and twitter lopped in 1, you can follow who you want. For example, Mark Cuban is all over this shit. I seriously believe this is going to kill facebook and I'm pumped something is taking down that awful site.

New Jersey Sucks... But That's Nothing New To Us

Who loves living in New Jersey? Not New Jersey residents, according to a new poll by Quinnipiac University.

A full 75% of those living in the Garden State describe themselves as “dissatisfied” with the state of things in general, a record high. On the other side of the well-being spectrum, a scant 2% of New Jerseyans describe themselves as “very satisfied,” a finding that is within the margin of error for the poll. Which means there might be not a single New Jersey resident who feels profound satisfaction with life. More

I constantly get into arguments with people from New Jersey that their state is the worst thing to come into existence, and they get so offended. Now we have proof from a poll (and it's not one of those mysterious King Magazine polls) that EVEN New Jerseians hate it their. New Jersey is the equivalent of Rhode island literally on steroids. And they just cut $820 million in state aid to public schools, so if you graduated with hopes of being a teacher in NJ, good luck, or if your trying to raise kids their just start watching the Jersey Shore because that's what you have to look forward to.

Keep fist pumping New Jersey because that's the best press you will have in a long time.

Mike Vick on House Arrest

Man U. / Barcelona Highlights

Jayson Williams Arrested

Former New Jersey Nets star Jayson Williams is at it again. Williams was arrested early this morning in North Carolina for supposedly punching someone at a bar. He was later released on $1,000 bond.

Williams is still facing the 2002 reckless manslaughter charge for killing his Limo driver. This guys got some issues ...

Swish

What a great week for racey celebrity photos to be leaked on the internet. I would hardly call Hoopz from VH1's Flavor of Love a celebrity, but she is trying to cake off some sex tape regardless. I'll admit I did watch a good portion of the first season in which she appeared on for sheer comic relief, and do feel like she was probably the hottest on the show. Check out the link for a clip of the tape and some censored pictures if you remotely care.

YEAAA BOIIII! (Pics)

Flavor Flaaaaav!(Vid)

Anatomy of an Ass Fucking

Guys that talk about their fantasy team to other guys (or God forbid, broads) not associated with their league are douchy as fuck. So allow me to be a douche bag for just a minute and share the lemon party I had to endure this evening.

I came into tonight trailing by a manageable 15 points in the semi's of the only fantasy league I give a shit about. $600 first place payout on the line with the second place team taking home a respectable $300. I have lived and died by the McNabb/Westbrook tandem all year and tonight was no different. 15 points out of two guys who regularly pile on 40+ for me, especially in recent weeks. Easy. Except for one small obstacle, my opponent had Philly's D.

Even going up against the D, the only way he was going to keep his lead was with a Philly defensive score and a bunch of picks and sacs. Guess what? He got both. Asante (which apparently means Thank You in Swahili) Samuel brought an errant Ken Dorsey throw to the endzone in the second quarter. Yeah, thanks a lot you route jumping, cherry picking abortion of a cornerback. Dorsey managed to get himself sacked a couple times thereafter and even threw a second interceptions just for good measure.

On the other side of the ball, the Eagles could not score from inside the red zone to save their season. If they weren't playing a team so offensively inept, this was a game they could have easily lost. MaNabb threw for two TD's and had a solid 290 yards but with only three of theses tosses going to Westbrook (none for TD's) and an interception of his own, I came up on the fat end of the stick...right in my dickhole.

I lost by 2.20 points. McNabb's interception directly cost me the game. McNabb's inability to throw for 10 more yards (3 point bonus @ 300 yards) directly cost me this game. Westbrook's pathetic three catch performance in a season he's routinely caught 8 or more (@ 1 point per reception) directly cost me this game. The Philly offense 1/4 performance from inside the 10 yard line directly cost me this game.

So while Philly won easy and kept their playoff hopes alive, they managed to crush mine and send me on my way $600 poorer.