
Guys that talk about their fantasy team to other guys (or God forbid, broads) not associated with their league are douchy as fuck. So allow me to be a douche bag for just a minute and share the
lemon party I had to endure this evening.
I came into tonight trailing by a manageable 15 points in the semi's of the only fantasy league I give a shit about. $600 first place payout on the line with the second place team taking home a respectable $300. I have lived and died by the McNabb/Westbrook tandem all year and tonight was no different. 15 points out of two guys who regularly pile on 40+ for me, especially in recent weeks. Easy. Except for one small obstacle, my opponent had Philly's D.
Even going up against the D, the only way he was going to keep his lead was with a Philly defensive score and a bunch of picks and sacs. Guess what? He got both. Asante (which apparently means Thank You in Swahili) Samuel brought an errant Ken Dorsey throw to the endzone in the second quarter. Yeah, thanks a lot you route jumping, cherry picking abortion of a cornerback. Dorsey managed to get himself sacked a couple times thereafter and even threw a second interceptions just for good measure.
On the other side of the ball, the Eagles could not score from inside the red zone to save their season. If they weren't playing a team so offensively inept, this was a game they could have easily lost. MaNabb threw for two TD's and had a solid 290 yards but with only three of theses tosses going to Westbrook (none for TD's) and an interception of his own, I came up on the fat end of the stick...right in my dickhole.
I lost by 2.20 points. McNabb's interception directly cost me the game. McNabb's inability to throw for 10 more yards (3 point bonus @ 300 yards) directly cost me this game. Westbrook's pathetic three catch performance in a season he's routinely caught 8 or more (@ 1 point per reception) directly cost me this game. The Philly offense 1/4 performance from inside the 10 yard line directly cost me this game.
So while Philly won easy and kept
their playoff hopes alive, they managed to crush mine and send me on my way $600 poorer.