Shaq's Retirement Plan: The Crips?

We all have been wondering what Shaq will do now that he had retired. Some thing he will hang low and maybe comeback for the playoffs next year (me), others think he will be be back on TV on TNT or something like that. None of would've guessed this...

"According to TMZ.com, Shaq is in the middle of a robbery, sex tape and kidnapping situation.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Ladell Rowles -- a member of the Main Street Mafia Crip Gang in L.A. who is friends with Shaq -- along with 6 other members went on a search and destroy mission in L.A. on February 11, 2008. They believed a man named Robert Ross had the sex tape and they tried getting it back with the help of a gun or two.

According to the police report, the seven gang members met up with Ross at a convenience store -- Pink Dot -- on the Sunset Strip. The men allegedly surrounded Ross' Rolls Royce Phantom with guns drawn, jumped into Ross' car and ordered him to drive to Rowles' house in South Central L.A.

Once there, Rowles allegedly pistol whipped Ross and demanded that he turn over the sex tape. Ross said he would get the tape and bring it back to them. The seven men then allegedly took Ross' Rolex, diamond chain and earrings, along with $15,000 in cash -- then let Ross go.

The seven men have been arrested and charged with robbery, kidnapping and other crimes. They are currently in the middle of a preliminary hearing and being held in jail.

We've learned LAPD detectives interviewed Shaq to determine what, if any, involvement he had in the alleged crimes. When the case file went to the D.A. Shaq was not listed as a suspect (TMZ)."

Wow, didn't see that coming. I had no idea that Shaq had ties to the "crips", but then again it's not like TMZ is known for their accuracy in news story. I obviously hope he had nothing to do with this, because it would really destroy how I viewed him. Also, a Shaq sex tape it one of the scariest thing I think of. No one needs to see "The Diesel" going to town on some chick. I would think it would be a lot like a lion raping a guinea pig.

Tiger Woods Sex Tape Is Fake

Well something finally went Tiger's way...

"A sex tape purporting to feature the golf great actually stars a third-rate Philadelphia boxer paid to pose as Woods, the stand-in said yesterday (FoxNews)."

I have to admit I really thought there was a good shot this was real, since there were just so many girls, and this day in age it seems like it always happens, but I also have to say I'm glad it's not. Tiger has been through enough, he has paid dearly for his mistakes, and it's time to move on. This girl is just like the rest, just some slut looking for a payday. That's why they come out and say they had sex with him, it's just another couple seconds of fame.

Hopefully this will be the end of it, but let's be honest... it probably isn't.

Here Comes A Tiger Woods Sex Tape

We all knew this was coming...

"One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses is shopping an alleged sex tape she says she made with Tiger Woods.

"The tape is 62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex," Devon James told RadarOnline.com on Wednesday, placing its value at $350,000.

James said she was meeting with adult video distributor Vivid Entertainment to talk turkey (FoxNews)."

I am surprised it has taken this long. I feel bad for Tiger he has paid enough for his sins, and I wish everyone would just let him be. He might get lucky since this skank's mom says she is a pathological liar, and that she never had a relationship with Tiger. If you can remember this is the same bitch that said Tiger was the father of her kid, which a judge threw out.

I would be surprised if there isn't a tape out there though. I mean with all those chicks looking to make money, you know someone taped something.

Kendra's Sex Tape Gets A Cover

A couple weeks back news got out that there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape (the chick from "Girls Next Door"). Apparently this tape isn't recent, it was done when she was 18 years old, so I would guess that she was probably even better looking then. The tape is being released by Vivid sometime next month.

You would think Hank Baskett (her husband) can't be very happy about this, but Kendra has been trying to block the tape from getting out. Since she was 18 it is credible enough, but then news came out that she tried to sell this tape back in 2008 (before she got married).

Anyways, I'll watch it.

Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape

Wow the world must really love DP. The Red Sox are targeting only Cubans and Asians, the Celtics seem to be on top of the world, and now his wet dream has a sex tape. There is a problem though...

"Jennifer Lopez is just the latest star with a naughty tape scandal. J. Lo won a court order barring her first husband from distributing a movie containing hours of home video footage, including some showing the singer getting seriously sexual (FoxNews)."

I bet it still comes out, but be careful. J-Lo seems like the kind of person that would use all her money just to sue someone for leaking this tape...

Swish

What a great week for racey celebrity photos to be leaked on the internet. I would hardly call Hoopz from VH1's Flavor of Love a celebrity, but she is trying to cake off some sex tape regardless. I'll admit I did watch a good portion of the first season in which she appeared on for sheer comic relief, and do feel like she was probably the hottest on the show. Check out the link for a clip of the tape and some censored pictures if you remotely care.

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