Stoughton Cop Loses Job Over "Bridget the Midget"

Sometimes you read a story that makes you laugh so hard you disturb everyone who is actually doing work around you. This is one of those stories...

"A Stoughton cop has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet "the world’s smallest porn star," putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators, the town’s police chief told The Herald today.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, has stepped down after five officers reported he left his patrol to go to Alex’s gentleman’s club to meet "Bridget the Midget," a 3-foot, 9-inch tall porn star, Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany said (Boston Herald)."

Wow.

How do you explain to your mother/wife/kids/ect that you just had to go to the strip club while on the clock to see porn star "Bridget the Midget"???

Tough sell.

It kind of seems like one of those Twix commercials, except I don't think he could come up with anything to defend that even after buying some time with the Twix.

The worst part of this is he lost his job over going to Alex's. If you live in Mass you have probably been there. It, in short, is the worst. It is nothing but strung out mothers (grandmothers?) that no one really wants to see naked. It's really just sad, but I guess you just can pass up the opportunity to see the world's smallest midget porn star.

I just threw up.

Kendra's Sex Tape Gets A Cover

A couple weeks back news got out that there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape (the chick from "Girls Next Door"). Apparently this tape isn't recent, it was done when she was 18 years old, so I would guess that she was probably even better looking then. The tape is being released by Vivid sometime next month.

You would think Hank Baskett (her husband) can't be very happy about this, but Kendra has been trying to block the tape from getting out. Since she was 18 it is credible enough, but then news came out that she tried to sell this tape back in 2008 (before she got married).

Anyways, I'll watch it.

Mark Cuban Proving He Is Awesome

The "Girls Gone Wild" guy now is getting his own show. Who cares right? Well This new “un-rated” 12-part, half-hour reality series, entitled “Search for the Hottest Girl in America,” will air in the 1 a.m ET/10 p.m. PT slot on Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban’s HDNet channel. Here is the writeup about it...

"Parents beware- 'The Hottest Girl in America' show is yet another sexually exploitative show that entices teenage girls and young women to bare all and behave provocatively in order to be featured on the show and potentially win the show’s title role."

Basically Mark Cuban is giving us porn on basic cable, and thus proving once again that he is the man.

Oh Lohan You Crack Me Up

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Trade Your Bible For Porn

There are certain news stories that just leave me speechless. This happens to be one of them...

A Texas college campus is locked in a fierce debate after a group of students launched the "smut for smut" campaign, trading bibles and other religious texts for porn, MyFoxSanAntonio.com reported. Atheist students at the University of Texas at San Antonio announced that any student over the age of 18 will receive pornographic materials if they trade in religious materials, according to MyFoxSanAntonio.com. Leaders of this atheist campaign allege that porn is no worse than what's written in religious texts.

Yea...I feel like I shouldn't touch this story, but I am. Sorry baby Jesus.

I actually don't like this, and I am not religious in the least. The reason I am against this is just because there is no reason for these people to be doing this other then to get a bunch of Bible waving weirdos pissed off. Like I said, I am not religious, but I do think people can believe in whatever the hell they want, and this is just a sad attempt to alienate a whole group of people. It also really gives a bad name to Atheists, with the whole promoting porn thing (who do they think they are...us?).

So, do I think it's funny? Yes, and I would love to see these rednecks get their panties in a twist over this, but still it is unnecessary.

World´s Hottest Politician

Mara Rosaria Carfagnais the Italian Minister for Equal Opportunity. Oh yea, she used to be a porn star. I bet she could solve any problem...

Why Not?

Why not watch a terrible porn opening?

WTF?!

So apparently a XXX Seinfeld spoof is on its way:





In case you were curious: Starring Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, Sadie West, Cassandra Calogera, Natalie Norton, London Keyes, James Deen, Evan Stone, Eric John and Tony Desergio

Porn Star To Run For Senate

"She's a Louisiana-born porn star who says she is considering a 2010 run for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Republican David Vitter, whose family-values reputation was marred in 2007 when his name was linked to a Washington prostitution ring. Daniels, 30, insists she's serious. She's spending her own money on a "listening tour" to hear what people have to say as she considers a possible run, and said she isn't just starting a publicity stunt to promote her work or embarrass Vitter. However, she said she hasn't lived in Louisiana for seven years -- she currently resides in Florida -- and would need to re-establish residency to run (FoxNews)."

Man Louisiana is fucking crazy. Honestly if she runs I bet she wins. It would be kind of hilarious to see how Washington would react to this, because basically it is like just saying all of them have a joke for a job and Americans know it...HAHA senator Stormy Daniels...fantastic!

Anyways here is more pics of her...

More Pornography Scandal

SARASOTA COUNTY, FL -- Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.

Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.

The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn. ABC

All I have to say is. What The Fuck? That is all

Sluts Need Workers Comp

Los Angeles, CA – Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Taylor Rain; All names synonymous with the American adult entertainment industry; all names that are now taking that same industry to task to bring porn into the modern age of workers’ rights with a new organization.Jenna Jameson Bursting

The APAW (Association for the Protection of Adult Workers) is an attempt to bring rights to adult workers that employees in mainstream professions have enjoyed for decades, such as workers compensation sick time.

“We are not looking to create unions. That word is very scary for the industry for a variety of reasons and we do not want use that word,” said Desmond Wright, President of the organization. “What we are seeking to is give basic rights to all industry workers and allow them compensation for basic issues, namely work related injuries.”

The organization is not seeking to find compensation for major STD’s or psychological issues, but is instead seeking treatment for smaller day to day injuries that can occur on the set.

“People don’t think of the adult industry as having the same issues as mainstream jobs, but our workers encounter small threats every day,” continued Wright. “Groin pulls, dry skin, injuries from falls, all these things are major issues for the industry. Many people don’t realize that wrist related injuries are responsible for more lost man hours in the industry than any other injuries combined. These types of injuries result in massive amounts of lost revenue both for workers and for producers. You can imagine what it’s like to get to the end of a scene and a performer has a bum wrist. All of a sudden a clean shoot becomes a wreck and dozens of dollars are lost.”

Are you kidding me. First of all how about you get a real job or at least be a stripper. Being a porn star I would imagine is not the hardest job to just fuck or get fucked all the time. Any decent looking person, enhanced by plastic surgery can be a porn star. And speaking of porn stars, check out this gem from Briana Banks;
“People need to understand that there are a number of workers and performers that go into making an adult film work and we need them to be healthy and happy,” said Briana Banks, one of the industry’s most respected performers. “From fluffers to stunt cocks, these are the people that bring the magic to the movies and they need to be protected just like us stars. If for no other reason than to just make sure shoots go smoothly and we don’t waste time waiting around for wood.”

Wow. I gotta go play with my stunt cock now.

I Know What I'm Watching Tonight

Octomom Porn!!!

I think we have all heard about the woman who gave birth to 8 kids. Well, vivid video has some plans for her...

"Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya "Octomom" Suleman $1 million to star in a pornographic video. Now Tarts has learned the disgusting details of what they want Octomom to do. They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men. "The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that," Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. "But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging (FoxNews)."

Nothing like ruining 8 kids lives. The best (or worst) part is that she is considering this, because he is broke. Honestly, she isn't even hot, so I don't get who would be all over this, but I guess you need to cash in on her 15 mins of fame. There probably isn't much tread left on those tires anyways.

Something Daddy Can Be Proud Of

Game Interrupted By Porn

The Star newsroom was flooded with calls from irate viewers who said that the porn cut into the game with less than three minutes left to play, just after Arizona Cardinals player Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the team in the lead.
Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two.(AZ Star Net)

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard. Just when the Cards were going to take the lead and win, this happens? No wonder the Steelers came back to win this game.

Canada

What a place.

They say you learn something new everyday and today is no exception as I got me some education on our friends to the North. You see, Canada is not all that different than Russia or China. They give off this vibe like they are totally free (decriminalizing weed, graciously hosting draft dodgers and military AWOLs, etc..) but it's a bunch of bullshit. Don't believe me? Try moving up there and starting a radio station focused on 1990's American Hip Hop. Can't do it.

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) has these silly laws in place that require all radio stations to play 35% Canadian content. That guarantees that every third song you hear on the radio will be either by Broken Social Scene or Nickelback. It's really hit or miss up there and even Bryan Adams once complained that Can-con promoted mediocre content. Coming from Bryan Adams, that's saying a lot.

Naturally, these China-esque laws don't stop with radio waves. They extend right on through to television and the internet which is where things start to get interesting. From today's National Post:

An Edmonton-based adult film producer has won federal government approval for a new pornography channel with an unusual twist: half of the content is to be Canadian.

Shaun Donnelly's Real Productions received the OK from the CRTC on Wednesday to operate a digital cable channel -- called Northern Peaks -- that is billed as "Canada's first adult video channel programming significant Canadian content."

At first this might seem like a bad thing - you know with the whole government telling you what you can air and what you cannot thing - but for Donnelly, when life gives you lemons...

"I've always found there's a real turn-on to watching and knowing it's people you could run into in the grocery store,"

So there you have it. Although, I'm still a little confused as to the intent of the law. Toronto has an enormous Asian population, more than a couple probably nationalized. Which side of the 50% would some girl on girl Torontasion content fall on? This is something that will need to be cleared up, pronto.

Is It Wrong?

As I get older, I find myself asking a lot more questions. Seeking answers to life's tough little quandaries. Lately, I have been having an internal debate on a subject near and dear to all of our hearts.

You see, I have a rather unique last name. I don't know many other Wilde's out there. There is one place, however, that I can't get away from my own name and that is the porno industry. I watch a lot of porn, I'm not ashamed to admit it. Especially with the proliferation of youporn, xvideo, redtube and my free paysite, its just so damn easy.

The one thing that is not so easy is seeing my last name attached to the video clips. It seems as though Wilde (some drop the 'e', some don't) is rather common amongst some of the stars. I can't bring myself to ever watch because it just feels wrong. I know that they have real names and there is exactly a 0% chance they are my relatives but I just can't do it. Should I even care?