Sometimes you read a story that makes you laugh so hard you disturb everyone who is actually doing work around you. This is one of those stories...
"A Stoughton cop has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet "the world’s smallest porn star," putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators, the town’s police chief told The Herald today.
Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, has stepped down after five officers reported he left his patrol to go to Alex’s gentleman’s club to meet "Bridget the Midget," a 3-foot, 9-inch tall porn star, Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany said (Boston Herald)."
Wow.
How do you explain to your mother/wife/kids/ect that you just had to go to the strip club while on the clock to see porn star "Bridget the Midget"???
Tough sell.
It kind of seems like one of those Twix commercials, except I don't think he could come up with anything to defend that even after buying some time with the Twix.
The worst part of this is he lost his job over going to Alex's. If you live in Mass you have probably been there. It, in short, is the worst. It is nothing but strung out mothers (grandmothers?) that no one really wants to see naked. It's really just sad, but I guess you just can pass up the opportunity to see the world's smallest midget porn star.
I just threw up.
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