Stoughton Cop Loses Job Over "Bridget the Midget"

Sometimes you read a story that makes you laugh so hard you disturb everyone who is actually doing work around you. This is one of those stories...

"A Stoughton cop has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet "the world’s smallest porn star," putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators, the town’s police chief told The Herald today.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, has stepped down after five officers reported he left his patrol to go to Alex’s gentleman’s club to meet "Bridget the Midget," a 3-foot, 9-inch tall porn star, Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany said (Boston Herald)."

Wow.

How do you explain to your mother/wife/kids/ect that you just had to go to the strip club while on the clock to see porn star "Bridget the Midget"???

Tough sell.

It kind of seems like one of those Twix commercials, except I don't think he could come up with anything to defend that even after buying some time with the Twix.

The worst part of this is he lost his job over going to Alex's. If you live in Mass you have probably been there. It, in short, is the worst. It is nothing but strung out mothers (grandmothers?) that no one really wants to see naked. It's really just sad, but I guess you just can pass up the opportunity to see the world's smallest midget porn star.

I just threw up.

Give It Up Walpole

Walpole High School used to use the Confederate Flag as it own. Most of that ended in 1994, when school officials declared the flag an inappropriate symbol and eliminated it as an unofficial team emblem. Yet, one family that neighbors the school still has that flag up. I guess it pisses off a lot of people who go to the game.

Listen, the guy has a right to have that flag up in his yard, but people should be pissed about this. That flag represents the lowest point for American history, it also represents racism, bigotry. I know some say it is history, and you could make an argument there, except this is fucking Massachusetts. It doesn't get much more North then that. I just think this is fucking stupid, I hate the fucking South, you fucking lost, burn all those flags and stop being douche bags.

Mass. To Ban The Word "Retard"

Well here is something that will have DP and I in jail in no time...

"Soldiers of the anti-R-word movement will be collecting signatures from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Great Hall from those who “pledge and support the elimination of the derogatory use of the R-word from everyday speech and promote the acceptance and inclusion of people with intellectual disabilities (FoxNews).”

Are you fucking serious? Listen, I get it. It's not a nice word. You could even argue that it is just as bad as saying "fag" or something, but you can't go around banning words, it just isn't American.

There are a lot of words I don't like, but you just can't ban them, plus I think this word can be useful. Call me ignorant or whatever you want, but if DP goes on an hour and a half rant about how JaMarcus Russell is going to the Pro Bowl there is no other way to voice what's going on in my head other then to call him a "fucking retard".

Once again, I am not saying that it is OK to just go around saying this word, but at the same time you can't just ban a word, because you don't like it. The N-Word is still around, I don't think girls like the word "cunt" very much, and I'm sure homosexuals are not thrilled when they hear fag every 5 seconds, but hey, they are just words, and you can't go around and have the FCC controlling how people talk.

So for all asshole who are trying to do this fuck you, I like freedom, so suck it up...

MTV Moves To North Shore?

Well Boston this is the beginning of the end. There are rumors flying around over the past couple of days that MTV is looking to build off the recent success of "Jersey Shore". If you haven't watched the show I am proud of you, but I have and it was hilarious.

When I say the word fag, this is the kind of kid I think of...

Anyways, the people of MTV are looking for the next culture to attack, and it looks like it might be in our own backyard. That's right, those micks that speak with a big fake Boston accent, love sports, and are referred to as "Massholes" by the rest of the country. Listen, these people deserve it, but I am still against it.

Why?

Because right now we have great ammo on Yankees fans, since a lot of them look like that fag I put in the picture above. I love that, because there is no defense to it...you're fucking orange man, I mean what are you going to say. Yet, if this show happens, then it levels the playing field a little bit, which I don't like.

I really don't want to see a show butchering Bostonians, not that there isn't a group that deserves it, but because it is going to be a stigma that will be pushed on all of us. We already get it for not pronouncing our A's, and using the word wicked. We don't need the rest of the country know about that stupid over the top Irish crap that goes on.

Top Thanksgiving Day Rivals

Well for Massachusetts at least...

Boston Latin at Boston English, 10 a.m. – These two teams have been battling since 1887. It is the oldest continuous rivalry in the country. Despite the age of the rivalry, it has been one sided for a while. Boston Latin leads the series 73-36-13 and has won 27 of the last 29 meetings including 12 straight.

Needham at Wellesley, 10 a.m. – Needham and Wellesley first met on Thanksgiving Day in 1882. It is the oldest public school rivalry in the nation. Wellesley leads the series 58-54-9. If Needham wins this year, the Rockets will go to the playoffs.

Malden at Medford, 10 a.m. – Malden and Medford have been battling since 1889. Malden holds a slight lead in the series, 57-54-10 and with a victory will climb to .500 this season.

Beverly at Salem, 10 a.m. – The 111th installation of “The Game” is for bragging rights. Beverly leads the series 53-50-7.

Barnstable at Falmouth, 10 a.m. – This is one of the more hotly contested rivalries around. Barnstable leads the series by a game, 56-55-8.

New Bedford at Durfee, 10:15 a.m. – The rivalry between these two schools started in 1893. It is the oldest Thanksgiving Day rivalry on the South Coast of New England. New Bedford leads the series 68-39-10.

Waltham at Brockton, 10 a.m. – While this isn’t one of the oldest rivalries, it is one of the most intense. The two have met 75 times, with Brockton winning 44 times. The winner of this year’s match will have bragging rights forever because the two won’t renew the rivalry next year.

Framingham at Natick, 10 a.m. – The 105th meeting between the two teams holds a lot of meaning. Framingham needs a win to stay in the Bay State Carey race while Natick is looking to avenge a loss to the Flyers in last year’s edition of the rivalry. Natick leads the series 68-30-5.

Whitman-Hanson at Abington, 10 a.m. – This is the 99th meeting between the teams. Whitman-Hanson holds the edge in the series 56-39-3.

East Boston at South Boston, 9:30 a.m. – East Boston holds a one game lead in this close series 43-42-6.

Have to give a shout out to Needham for having the oldest football rivalry in the nation. Should be a great game this year, since if Needham wins they are in the playoffs, but I won't be attending because it is in Wellesley and that is just too much effort on Thanksgiving...

Pronounce Massachusetts

Plane Lands On 495 In Mansfield MA

"A federal aviation spokesman says a small plane reported engine trouble shortly before making an emergency landing on an Interstate highway southwest of Boston. SKYFOX is over the scene. Traffic is backed up for several miles. Massachusetts State Police say there were no reports of injuries (myfoxBoston)."

Luckily is seems like no one was hurt, which is amazing since that is a very busy road. If you want to see the video click on that MyFoxBoston link above...

Mass Finally Getting Casinos?

"Real estate executives controlling the Bayside Exposition Center in Dorchester have floated their property as a potential casino site. Town leaders in Warren have formed a group to study the implications of having a casino in their Central Massachusetts community. State lawmakers are meeting behind closed doors to weigh a wide variety of options for expanded gambling. With gaming back atop the agenda this fall on Beacon Hill, there’s a flurry of activity among casino developers, landowners, politicians, and lobbyists, all of whom are looking ahead to what is likely to be the most friendly climate to date toward bringing casinos, and possibly slot machines, to Massachusetts (Boston.com)."

All I can say is it is about fucking time. Mass is in so much debt, and this really would bring so much money to the state. Plus I hate having to drive to Rhode Island every time I want to do some gambling. The other thing I want is sports gambling to be legal in this state, but I think we are still far off from that happening...