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Stoughton Cop Loses Job Over "Bridget the Midget"

Sometimes you read a story that makes you laugh so hard you disturb everyone who is actually doing work around you. This is one of those stories...

"A Stoughton cop has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet "the world’s smallest porn star," putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators, the town’s police chief told The Herald today.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, has stepped down after five officers reported he left his patrol to go to Alex’s gentleman’s club to meet "Bridget the Midget," a 3-foot, 9-inch tall porn star, Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany said (Boston Herald)."

Wow.

How do you explain to your mother/wife/kids/ect that you just had to go to the strip club while on the clock to see porn star "Bridget the Midget"???

Tough sell.

It kind of seems like one of those Twix commercials, except I don't think he could come up with anything to defend that even after buying some time with the Twix.

The worst part of this is he lost his job over going to Alex's. If you live in Mass you have probably been there. It, in short, is the worst. It is nothing but strung out mothers (grandmothers?) that no one really wants to see naked. It's really just sad, but I guess you just can pass up the opportunity to see the world's smallest midget porn star.

I just threw up.

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Take That Copper!!!

Here is your WTF story of the day.

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy. Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication, but as she was brought in and made to change into her inmate uniform she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her....classy.

The deputy, flipped shit. Washed herself off, and then charged Toni Tramel with third degree assault.

This is pretty fucking gross. So ladies...don't do that, especially if you look like she does.

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Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down...

Thanks to TomTom for sending this over.

4 Teens Ticketed For Rapping Order at McDonalds

"A rap by four teenagers at a McDonald's has gotten them a bad rap in one Utah city. The teens were cited by American Fork police earlier this week for disorderly conduct after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-through. The teens said they were imitating a popular video on YouTube. They rapped their order, which begins with, "I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce ..." once quickly before repeating it more slowly. Spenser Dauwalder said employees at the restaurant told him and his friends they were holding up the line and needed to order or leave.

The 18-year-old said nobody was in line. He and his three 17-year-old friends left without buying anything. American Fork Police Sgt. Gregg Ludlow says a manager wrote down the car's license plate number and called police. The teens were later cited by officers at a high school parking lot outside a volleyball match.

"We thought, you know, just teenagers out having fun," Dauwalder told KSL Newsradio. "We didn't think it would escalate to that."

Disorderly conduct citations are issued when someone does something to cause annoyance or alarm, Ludlow said. The citation is an infraction similar to a speeding ticket, Ludlow said.

"It was not just that they were rapping, they continued to hold things up," Ludlow said (FoxNews)."

my first reaction was that this is silly and the cop took this too far. Now I am thinking that I am glad they did this. If I was there I would have been pissed that these guys were holding up the line trying (and failing) to be funny. Fuck them I hope it was a big ticket.

Cops Post Embarrassing Video

WTF?!

Playing Hide The Sausage With Immigrants

As if being an illegal immigrant didn't suck enough already...

"An openly gay sheriff's deputy in South Florida who fought homophobia within the police department was actually a calculating sex offender who attacked illegal immigrants, according to court documents. Jonathan Bleiweiss, 29, allegedly targeted the immigrants because they were afraid to go to the police, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel said, citing the records released Tuesday.

Authorities say he scared at least eight different men he pulled over during traffic stops into performing sex acts with him, and demanded their phone numbers and contact information. He'd then put on the act of a scorned lover when they stopped returning his messages, court documents show. Bleiweiss was arrested Monday on 14 charges, including sexual battery by an authority figure and stalking, the Sun-Sentinel reported (FoxNews)."


Wow. I mean I guess it is good thinking. It really is the last people that want to run to a police station, but what the fuck? I mean this guy says that he has been attacked because he is gay, so then he turns around and rapes immigrants....Way to be a hypocrite asshole.

Police Taser Mentally Disabled Deaf Man

Oh it gets better...they shot him with pepper spray too...

"Police in Mobile, Ala., used pepper spray and a Taser on a deaf, mentally disabled who they said wouldn't leave a store's bathroom. The family of 37-year-old Antonio Love has filed a formal complaint over the incident on Friday. Police tell the Press-Register of Mobile that officers shot pepper spray under the bathroom door after knocking several times. After forcing the door open, they used the stun gun on Love. Police spokesman Christopher Levy says police didn't realize Love had a hearing impairment until after he was out of the bathroom. The officers' conduct is under investigation. The newspaper says the officers attempted to book Love on charges including disorderly conduct, but a magistrate on duty wouldn't accept the charges (FoxNews)."

We have been putting up a lot of these stories, and each time I am shocked. So far cops have tasered an 80 year old woman, a kid, and now a retarded person who is also def. So for one thing the guy had no idea what was going on, plus he can't hear anything. So he is scared shitless. Now some strange gas starts coming under the bathroom door making his eye water. So you got a crying mentally disabled person in the bathroom probably yelling for mommy. So, then the cops bust in the door and taser him. Good work boys, I think you got him.

Why is every one of these stories take place in the south? Coincidence? I don't think so.

Poor kid.

Cop Tasers Kids

"A federal civil rights lawsuit alleges a southern Illinois sheriff's deputy used a stun gun on three children at an emergency shelter while a fellow deputy mistreated a fourth child.The children's guardian is suing the Jefferson County deputies, the county and Sheriff Roger Mulch.

According to the lawsuit filed July 1, the deputies responded to the shelter near Mount Vernon last summer to help control two 12-year-olds and an 11-year-old. But the three children who were allegedly shocked with the stun gun and another child who was forced into a closet after trying to intervene weren't the youths who prompted the call. No criminal charges have been filed. And Mulch says investigations, including one by Illinois State Police, found that the deputies acted appropriately (FoxNews)."

Kids can be fucking annoying, so part of would like to do this sometimes. Still you are a fucking cop and that should be that you can control 12 year olds without having to taser them. What is with all this tasering anyways? Seems like there is a weekly story about someone either really young or old get tasered by the cop. Is that like their go to thing now?

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