Why Not?

Why not see the worst tattoo client ever?

Yet another reason woman shouldn't be allowed in the military.

Why Not?

Listen I would think getting a tattoo hurts really bad, just not this bad. So... why not watch this woman scream like she is in a Saw movie?

Remember DeShawn Stevenson?

Well the guy who is more known for his mouth than his basketball skills got some fresh ink.



Yes that's Honest Abe in the middle. What do you think?

WTF?!

Michael Beasley Is Super Cool Beas, Checks Into Rehab

I would really like to hate Michael Beasley, however, he does do a lot of awesome things, like love SpongeBob Squarepants, sleep with a giant Spongebob stuffed animal, and now he gets a pretty radical tattoo saying Super Cool Beas with glasses hanging down from the Super part.

***UPDATE***

Kinda funny twist to this story....

"A person briefed on the situation says Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley is battling depression-related issues and is being treated at a Houston rehabilitation facility. Beasley checked into the facility last week, the person told the Associated Press on Monday. The person spoke on condition of anonymity citing of privacy concerns (Sportsline)."

There are a lot of reports that say it is really for drugs. I guess Spongebob is a lot cooler on drugs...

One of our readers caught something

Jesus Shuttlesworth says...

look at the picture, check out the bottom right hand corner of the pic...

...hmmm, rehab for depression, huh? cause that looks like some weed and coke/pills...

Tattoo Faced Girl Lied

Not really shocking news, as we all know no one can sleep through getting a tattoo on thier face...

A teenager who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face while she slept has admitted she lied and was awake the whole time.

London's Daily Telegraph reported Kimberley Vlaminck, who said she fell asleep after asking for only three stars, lied because her father was "furious."

She initially insisted she dozed off after asking the tattoo artist for just three small stars – then awoke in horror to find her face was covered with 56 stars. The Belgian teenager blamed the Flemish-speaking tattoo artist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions and threatened to sue.

"I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew. “But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and that the (he) had made a mistake (FoxNews)."

What a stupid bitch! So her daddy gets mad, so she turns around and blames the tattoo artist. I would sue the shit out of her for this. It made it sounds like this dude was some crazy guy who just went nuts on her face. The only reason I don't feel bad for him is because of what he looks like (see pic below). I mean come on...

FAIL.

I Wonder What State This Guy Is From....

My guess.....Alabama

This Guy Thought He Had The Best Tattoo Ever...

....Until he went to jail.

Tattoo Of The Year?

Starbury Tattoo

Sweet Idea Stephon, I am sure you won't regret that in 10 years, or 10 minutes.