Winona Ryder Is Dumb

So, Winona Ryder has come out and ripped Mel Gibson for being "anti-Semitic and homophobic", which at this point is like pointing out that Lindsay Lohan might have a drug problem.

"Fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties, and he was really drunk," Ryder told the January issue of GQ. "I was with my friend, who's gay. [Gibson] made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment (FoxNews)."

First off, Jesus Christ Mel, you are the worst.

But let me get this straight. Mel Gibson makes a gay joke, then finds out your Jewish and makes another joke about you being a "oven dodger", and you (Winona) couldn't connect the dots? Then again, this is the same woman who decided to start shoftlifting a couple years back for no reason, so maybe she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (nice rack though).

Anyways, Mel Gibson is the worst person ever, and why anyone even bothers talking/listening to him is beyond me.

Maybe this is a poor time to bring this up, but I still think Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise should do a movie together. Say what you want about those two, but their movies are usually pretty good.

Ahh The Old "Sean Connery Defense"

Mel Gibson gave his account of what happened when the police were called for domestic violence with Gibson and his wife Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson said he did not punch her, but he did admit to slapping her.

"As she refused to hand the baby over and continued with "rough and erratic movements," Mel says, "I slapped Oksana one time with an open hand in an attempt to bring her back to reality. I did not slap her hard, I was just trying to shock her so that she would stop screaming, continuing shaking Lucia back and forth (FoxNews)."

Oh you got to love this old defense. If you can remember a while back Sean Connery made a crazy statement that sometimes it's acceptable to hit women as long as it's open fisted. Listen guys this isn't the 1920's anymore, and you can't go around slapping bitches (especially rich bitches). I guess it's a good thing they kicked him out of the Hangover 2, because things are only going to get worse for Mad Max.

Oh, but I still think him and Tom Cruise should do a movie together.

Mel Gibson Kicked Off 'Hangover 2'

Mel Gibson has been cast to play a tattoo artist in the Hangover sequel, but has been kicked off due to cast members not wanting him in the film. Gibson has reportedly thrown a fit (shocking)...

A source close to Gibson was outraged that the same folks who had no problem resuscitating the career of convicted rapist Mike Tyson couldn't stomach doing the same for Gibson.

"It's such hypocrisy. They cast a convicted rapist [Mike Tyson] but 86'd Mel," the Mel pal told TMZ.

I get what he saying, but there is a big difference. The whole rape thing with Tyson had happened years ago, and people have short memories, while Gibson's troubles are still going on. It was only recently his voicemail were released where he basically said he was going to kick the shit out of his wife.

So who was it that got him kicked off? Most people suggest it's Zach Galifianakis. He had recently said...

"I'm in a deep protest right now with a movie I'm working on, up in arms about something . . . But I can't get the guys to [listen] . . . I'm not making any leeway."

So it was probably Mel Gibson he was referring to. Anyways, I think this movie is most likely going to suck. I was really disappointed to hear they were doing another one.

As for Mel, he deserves all of this. He is a terrible person. Saying that, he is one hell of an actor and almost everyone movie he does I enjoy.

Mel Gibson Is One Crazy S.O.B.

Mel Gibson is at it again. He apparently is still a racist, but he could be brought up on charges after this latest tirade...

According to TMZ, not only did Gibson call Grigorieva a “c**t” and “whore” in a tape that she apparently recorded without his knowledge, but he also dropped the N-bomb with the comment, "You look like a f**king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault."

Furthermore, RadarOnline claims to have heard the tapes (which are currently under seal amid the custody proceedings in the L.A Superior Court) and reported that Gibson left a malevolent message on the mother of his child’s voice mail, referring to her as “a psycho c***t” – all while their baby can be heard screaming in the background. In another verbal attack, Gibson allegedly threatened to “come and burn the f***ing house down (FoxNews).”

Wow. Man, he really is crazy. All the racist stuff will hurt his career, but he would've been fine otherwise, but then he went and said he was going to “come and burn the fucking house down", that is a big no-no.

“If it is true that Mel threatened to burn her house down, that could be considered a criminal terrorist threat. A terrorist threat can be anything designed to induce harm or kill another individual, it doesn’t have to come from Al-Qaeda to be classified as terrorism,” explained Santa Monica-based Criminal Defense Attorney, Steve Cron. “There is a real possibility that the police department or a prosecuting agency could take action.”

Hahahaha, so not only is Gibson a bigot, racist, womanizer, but now he is also a terrorist. How far can one guy fall? I don't know, but this is entertaining as hell. At least he knows good story structure in his movies though, too bad he'll probably never work again (and deservedly so).