Tim Tebow Wants Me To Hate Him

Tim Tebow is having his memoir come out called "Through My Eyes". I hated Tebow in college, then I kinda liked him because he got so much shit before being drafted that I thought I'd be cool if he actually made it. Ten he did a stupid Super Bowl commercial, and now this...

"And throughout Through My Eyes, Tebow's book now in stores, is the bone-deep religious side of the evangelical young player who writes Bible verses beneath the play codes on his wristbands, just as he once inscribed them in his eye black for his college games.

The book, written with co-author Nathan Whitaker, starts each chapter with a Bible verse and is laced with as much with "glory to God" as it is with pages of grit-and-grunt details of Tebow's trademark punishing workouts. He trains relentlessly, determined to confound everyone who has questioned whether he can make it as a quarterback in the NFL (USA Today)."

First off how the hell do you right a memoir when you haven't done shit in the NFL. If it was just about his college days then fine, but that should still be done after your career is over. Tebow isn't even the starting QB on a very average football team.

Then there is all this God stuff. I don't mind that people are religious, but when you throw it in everyone face it drives me crazy. It's basically like anything else, I don't mind vegetarians, but if you preach to me about how I should feel sorry for animals then I hate you. I don't mind conservatives, but if you preach to me about how I'm wrong and everything sucks unless your Republican, then I hate (looking at you Mr. Callahan). Well the same goes for this God stuff, and I'm sick of it. I get Mr. Tebow you love Jesus. Sweet, now go learn how to throw a spiral and shut the fuck up.

Sorry, But It's Tebow Time (UPDATED)

I know it isn't Orton's fault, but the Broncos are in a tailspin, and it's time to look at the future. Right or wrong, they drafted a QB in the first round and it's time to see where he is in his development.

The Broncos have been outscored 53-19 over the last two game, and have lost 4 straight. Yet, Tebow continues to sit. Listen, I don't think he can do it either, but I do want to see it. The fans want to see it, and even in football terms it's a good idea to at least see where he is in his progress.

There are only 3 games left in their season, which could be a nice little window to the future. It is time to find out if this kid is going to be someone they can have any faith in going into next year (and years after), and him sitting on your bench is just giving another reason for your fans not to watch.

***UPDATE***

So much for that idea. The Broncos' official Twitter feed posted an update Monday afternoon indicating that Orton has retained the starting job (ESPN).

I Can't Believe I'm Saying This.....

I don't hate Tim Tebow any more.... In fact, I'm rooting for him.

When Tebow was at Florida I hated his guts, I wished he died, I hated his stupid face, his preaching, his good boy image and pretty much everything about him, but something has changes now and ..... I like him.

It could be that I love Josh McDaniels and his childish behavior on the field or that I strongly dislike Brady Quinn, but I'm pulling for the unconventional QB. It's almost the same feeling when Mike Vick came into the league and you were always asking yourself, "What is he gonna do next?"

When I was watching Sportscenter this morning I was actually really interested in seeing how Tebow scored. The Broncos have a silly team for the future, but something tells me it's going to work. Josh McDaniels had the balls to draft and put his coaching job on the line and you have to respect that.

So count me in on the Tebow bandwagon.

Broncos Ink Tim Tebow To 5 Year Deal

The Denver Broncos and Tim Tebow agreed to a 5 year deal with the Broncos for $11.25 million contract with $8.7 million guaranteed.

That's a pretty reasonable deal figuring Tebow was a first round quarterback selection. Tebow was the one rookie that couldn't afford to hold out or miss any time of training camp due to him being a "project quarterback". Josh McDaniels made his bed with this kid and will sink or swim with him as a head NFL coach. To be honest, my Tebow hatred has gone down a lot since he left the Gaytors. Part of me wants him to be decent so Josh McDaniels gets some credit, because he's my dirty little secret of NFL coaches.

You Won't Guess Who's Leading The NFL In Jersey Sales

Over, Brady, Manning, Breesus Tim Tebow is leading the NFL in jersey sales. That pisses me the fuck off. Here comes the rant:

Listen motherfuckers, this over hyped fullback will enter this year as a 3rd string quarterback behind Kyle Orton and Brady Quinn. He's not going to be a factor in the NFL, he's not going to be able to read defenses and he's not surrounded by the best athletes constantly around him like he did in Florida in the SEC. He's a fucking homo and him and LeBron should go fucking dock each other.

Fuck Tebow.

Don't Worry, The Patriots Won't Draft Tim Tebow

There have been some rumblings, rumors, and theories that the Patriots are going to draft Florida's Tim Tebow. Don't worry Pats fans, this will not happen. And here is why:



#1: The Patriots Want Pocket Passers
Matt Cassel was the most "athletic" QB the Patriots have had on their roster in recent years. Perhaps Doug Flutie fits into that category as well. But the Patriots are built around pocket-passing. Maybe a guy like Tebow could buy some time with his feet, but with receivers like Welker and Moss, you don't want a QB pulling the ball down and trying to make too many plays on his own. It doesn't consistently work in the NFL.

#2: The Pats Aren't as "Revolutionary" as You Think
Belichick is not looking to redefine the quarterback position. They're not looking to redefine any position. Belichick's true genius is his ability to properly utilize existing ideas and schemes at the correct time, in the appropriate situation. The dynamic offense of '07 and the stingy defenses of '03 and '04 were all successfully built around basic and preexisting principles. They simply implemented MULTIPLE principles, and VARIOUS systems at different times.

#3: Why Would You Waste the Pick?
The Patriots already have a quarterback, and a pretty good one at that. Now he's not going to be around forever, but the Pats aren't going to waste any pick before the 3rd round on a POTENTIAL replacement for a position that's already beyond satisfactory.

#4: There are Other Needs to Address
As interesting as a Tim Tebow experiment might be, the Patriots have far too many needs at too many positions to worry about converting Tebow to a new spot. The Pats need some RBs, a 3rd WR, some O-line help, some D-line help, some linebackers inside and out, and some DBs. It's an extremely long grocery list.

#5: Tebow Will Suck in the NFL
The Jaguar's Uche Nwaneri put it better than I ever could...

1. He can't throw, PERIOD.
2. He can't read any coverage other than probably cover 2 or man.
3. The QB Wildcat WILL NOT WORK IN THIS LEAGUE. PERIOD.
4. He doesn’t know how to take a snap from center.
5. HE CAN’T THROW, and that’s really something you either have or not.

Numbers 2 and 4 are my biggest fears for Tebow in the NFL. Being a successful QB in this League is maybe 25% physical and 75% mental. Being able to read coverages, read pass rushes, stay poised under pressure, make smart decisions, stay alive in the pocket, et cetera. These are what separate decent QBs, good QBs, then great QBs.

And having to worry about a QB taking a snap under center is just silly.

Now, if Tebow falls, and I mean like a meteor, to the late rounds, I'm sure the Patriots would burn a semi-irrelevant pick on him as an athlete. But that's because there'd be nothing to lose. Otherwise, a different team will get to enjoy Tebow sucking in the NFL.



-The Commodore

Tim Tebow's Bullshit Will Not Be Tolerated In the NFL

At the Scouting Combine, the Wonderlic exam is administered to players in groups. The 12-minute test is preceded by some brief instructions and comments from the person administering the test.

Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam.

Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the fuck up." Others players in the room then laughed. PFT

Good! Fuck Tim Tebow and his religious bullshit. Who the fuck does he think he is bringing in people for prayer? I think someone should murder him now, so we don't have to deal with him later. (Much like Claire in Lost) I'll go as far as saying if he goes to the Steelers, I will fully commit to the Saints. I will not tolerate him being on my team.

But news from Florida is that their wide receivers are pretty pumped for having balls thrown above their knees this year.

Tebow To The Patriots?

My stomach hurts just typing this, but there are rumors all over the internet today saying that the perfect landing spot for Tebow is with the Patriots. Any scouts list him as a project QB, and being behind a guy like Brady would be the perfect fit for him. Still, I don't believe this for a second.

The Patriots have had success with pocket passers in their recent history (Bledsoe, Brady, Cassel), why would they want to switch? And to a guy who really has no understanding of how to read coverage, or throw timing routes. Beyong that, wouldn't this bring an unnecessary distraction to the team. Not from Tebow himself, but the media will be all over him, and a lot of stupid fans would want him in the game if Brady isn't throwing 50 TDs a year.

In the end, I don't see the Patriots wasting 1 of their 3 draft picks in the 3rd round on a QB. They just have too many other holes to fill.

Need Another Reason To Hate Tebow?

Well here is one...

While we are all enjoying the Super Bowl there will be an unfortunate turn of events as Tebow and his mother (Pam) will appear in a pro-life commercial that tells the story of his risky birth 22 years ago. This has got the media in a frenzy with the whole pro-life, pro-choice thing, and has really pissed me off. For one thing, I don't want to see Tebow's face ever again on my TV. I also don't think it is right for their to be political/religious commercials during the Super Bowl. This is supposed to be about sports, and all we get is this fag telling me what I should believe.

I am not going to try to preach to you about what you should believe, but all I can say is I wish I had a time machine, so I could convince Tebow's mother to abort him.

GET OFF MY FUCKING TV TEBOW!!!!!

Tim Tebow's Stock Dropping

It's likely that folks from every NFL organization were watching the SEC championship game on Saturday to get a good look at the wealth of talent on display, but perhaps the most scrutinized player on the field was Tim Tebow. The NFL stock of the Florida QB has been the subject of much debate over the past season, and unfortunately, his performance Saturday may have sent that stock downwards.

It's been assumed by some that Tebow will not be able to use his scrambling ability as much in the NFL as he does in the college ranks, owing to the speed of the defenders. In other words, it's going to come down to how he can work as a more pocket-oriented QB, and Tebow did not fare well in that role on Saturday with Alabama's defense focusing on keeping him in the pocket. Although he finished with 247 yards passing, Tebow struggled at times to find a rhythm with his wideouts. ESPN

Tebow is not a QB or an NFL QB. He seemed so off playing against a good defense in Alabama, and when Bama forced him to be a pocket qb, he just couldn't do it. Tebow will have to get drafted by a team that uses him in an unconventional way. He's best suited for a fb in the NFL, or a wildcat qb, but nothing more. People are saying he should be a Dallas Clark/ Chris Cooley typr of tight end, but who says he can block or catch. That's a lot to assume from a college qb. I personally think Tim Tebow is going to be dropped to the 5th round at least, because no one should draft a gadget player higher than the 5th round.

Tim Tebow Is A Patriot

During a chat on Deadspin, NFL scribe Peter King dropped the following bombshell: "I know two coaches in the NFL who are intrigued with what a running QB like [Tim] Tebow can do by being himself -- Belichick and Harbaugh." ESPN

God please let this happen. Not only would it revitalize my hatred for the New England Patriots that I have lost since Ted Bruschi left, but it would make a lot of Florida fans uneasy with the golden boy going to the evil Patriots. I honestly don't know what the Patriots would get if they happened to draft Gaybo, but if any team can figure out how to use his skills effectively it would be Bill Belichick.

Tebow To Play Vs. LSU?

"Tim Tebow's status against No. 4 LSU appears that it will be a game-day decision. Florida coach Urban Meyer said Wednesday that his medical staff told him to prepare as if the injured Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback will play Saturday night in Baton Rouge. Team doctors also warned Meyer that Tebow might not be cleared in time for the game(Sportsline)."

I am with DP in hating Tebow, but for a second I will try to be unbiased. Being a huge LSU fan I would obviously rather not see Tebow play. To be honest I am kind of torn over this whole thing. On one hand I think Tebow is going to do shit in the NFL and this is really the last impactful year of his career, so why not go for it? On the other hand he could cost himself some serious cash in the draft if he is hurt again. My prediction is that he plays, because this kid loves his legacy and this will only add to it...

Tebow and Bradford Hopeful to Play

Here's what Bradford had to say:

“You say the national championship is out of the picture, but what happens if we win nine straight games and we win the Big 12? There’s still a possibility,” Bradford said Tuesday in his first public comments in a month. “To win another Big 12 championship and become the first team to win four straight Big 12 championships, I still think there’s a lot in front of this team and I think it would be extremely selfish for me to say, `The possibility of a national championship is slim now, so why come back?”’

Source

And here's the latest on Tebow:

Tebow returned to practice on a limited basis, though he still has not been cleared to play in the top-ranked Gators’ Saturday night game at No. 4 LSU. Tebow wore a red, non-contact jersey—normal for quarterbacks—and took snaps with the first-team offense.

“He looked like Tim out there today,” coach Urban Meyer said. “Obviously practice is a lot different from what’s going to happen Saturday night. We’re still doing an evaluation.”

Source

Bradford's right, Oklahoma does have a reasonable chance to win the Big XII. And coming back this weekend against Baylor will give him a start under his belt before the Sooners play Texas on the 17th.

A lot of people hate both these guys, which is understandable. I hope Tim Tebow gets caught molesting squirrels. But you have to admire their competitiveness, and their desire to play on Saturday.

-The Commodore

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......Fag

Just Because

Tim Tebow Says He's A Virgin

I don't believe that for a second, He has slept with about 60 dudes easily.

Tim Tebow, Erin Andrews IM Convo

Lester Borrows From Tebow

After yet another disappointing outing from 25-year old Jon Lester, he let his frustrations out in the open in his post-game press conference.

“"With that being said, I can promise you that there hasn't been a pitcher that's worked harder than I have from the beginning of the season, and there won't be a pitcher for the remainder of the season that will work as hard as I will to get back to where I've been in the past. I don't think we're far. I think it's just little things right now that are screwing up my outings. Hopefully, no, not hopefully, it will turn around. It will turn around here in the future."

After hearing this sound bite I couldn’t help but make the connection to Tim Tebow’s classic sermon to the media last fall.

"You will never see any player in the entire country who will play harder than I will play the rest of the season. And you will not see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody for the rest of the season, and you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season."

While there are definite differences in the two, you would be ignorant too ignore their similarities. Both have vowed to become the hardest working player in their sport and like Tebow, Lester also committed to winning games for his teammates earlier in the media session.

After Tebow made his speech, Florida went on to win the remainder of their games including a national championship victory over Oklahoma. As for the speech, it is now engraved on the wall outside Ben Hill Griffin Stadium in Gainesville. Although, I don’t foresee Lester winning the rest of his starts, nor will his words be chiseled into the wall outside gate C, but I do believe he will turn things around and continue moving forward with his career.

Brian B

Tebow To Go Back To Florida

I'm actually glad he is going back to Florida because it gives me another year to hate him, because as we all know, he will be nothing more than a clipboard holder in the NFL. I think his stock couldn't possibly higher than it is right now, but he also loves being "Mr. College Football" too. This move means that Florida will most likely win the National Championship again and Tebow will be named the best college football player ever, no matter how well the rest of the team does.

But other than that stuff, I think he is gay and he sucks.

Colt McCoy To Come Back For Senior Year

"Texas Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy will return for his senior season, the Austin American-Statesman reported Monday on its Web site. "I'm not going anywhere," McCoy told the newspaper (ESPN)."

I don't know if this is a good move or not, but I do believe he will be a better NFL QB then Tim Tebow. I believe he has a better arm, and is much more accurate. I can really see Tebow getting seriously hurt at the next level. I hate Texas, but I have very high expectations of McCoy at the next level. I guess we will have to wait another year to see if I am right, but I could see McCoy being one of the better QBs in the NFL in as couple of years.

-BMack