Urban Liar Retiring Again

Will you fucking die already!

Meyer resigned from Florida on Wednesday, stepping down for the second time in less than a year. His first attempt, which lasted just a day, was for health reasons. This time it's to be a better husband and father. ESPN

I guarantee that Florida is going to be busted big time soon by the NCAA. This is what always happens, a coach leaves and then they go down. Urban Meyer is only 46 years old and not ready to retire. He's an attention whore D Bag and hope that he and all of his Florida records go away.

He will coach the bowl game against Penn State, but after that he's going away. Hopefully forever.

Die!!

Urban Meyer and the SEC Teams Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves (2 UPDATES)

So now that Ex-Gator and Auburn quarterback Cam Newton is rushing Auburn to the best team in the SEC and leader of the Heisman hopefuls, every other SEC is bringing up his troubled past.

Yes, Cam Newton got suspended from Florida and left after he found out Tebow was coming back. That's well documented and accepted. Now Florida is saying that he got suspended from the team for buying 3 papers online and cheating. I know that Urban Meyer has denied releasing this information, but lets not forget how big of a scumbag he actually is. I would not put it past this man, he in the past has been arrogant, and a drama queen(remember the "heart attack" incident), meanwhile every other player who plays for Florida gets arrested and for some reason the NCAA turns the other cheek. I can really see Urban Meyer pissed his team isn't in the top 25 and out of the spotlight and try to have negative press toward his rival.

I know there is already drama surrounding a potential pay-to-play controversy, which Auburn has denied vehemently. The past is the past, and should be left there. We can only take Auburns word for it and have the NCAA investigate privately.

What is getting lost in this whole negative press is that Cam Newton is probably going through a whole lot of bullshit that he could be innocent for. It's probably creating controversy in his day to day activity, whether it be walking to class, eating lunch or going out to dinner in the Auburn area. This is probably going to destroy his well deserved Heisman trophy (which it should be his to lose) amidst the whole Reggie Bush scandal.

However, if he does get found guilty I retract everything I just said.


***UPDATE***

ESPN Dallas' Ian Fitzimmons reporting that within 3-4 hrs the NCAA is going to suspend Cam Newton. Obviously a huge blow to Auburn, and this will kill any chance of him winning the Heisman. We will have more information when it becomes available.


***UPDATE 2***

MSNBC is now reporting that the suspension rumors are untrue, and he should be on the field against Georgia. The rumor gained so much attention that Vegas has pulled the line for the game off the board. We will let you know more when it becomes available.

Urban Meyer Hates People To Have A Good Time

This season, coach Urban Meyer opted to shut practices down in order to shield his players from agents, their runners and people who clamor for autographs so they can sell them on eBay. Meyer said his staff is vigilantly protecting players from "internet people" and "scumbags" by closing practices."

By him doing this makes me think that it looks like Florida is about to get into trouble, because if they weren't there would be no reason to do this. With the NCAA cracking down on pretty much every program I love to see this, especially happening to the Gaytors because I despise them and hope they all burn. I would like nothing more than to see Florida and Tim Tebow's records all get wiped off the record books because Urban has been running a "dirty" program.

By doing this it generalizes and offends people who are just a fan of the team and just want to see them practice. I kind of like it, because it seems that every time Urban Meyer opens his mouth he sounds dumb, so keep it up "scumbag".

Why Is Everyone Giving Urban Meyer A Pass?

Why aren't more people questioning Urban Meyer's bullshit he pulled after the season? He retired and said he was done with coaching, than a couple weeks later he said tricked ya, I'm back. He was a huge distraction to the team and the University of Florida. I have a feeling this isn't going to be the last time we hear this BS from this over dramatic coach. I hope that the Gators finish with 5 losses and he dies, because I don't want to deal with him. Now that his butt buddy Tim Tebow is gone, he is probably going to struggle with the SEC schedule.

I don't know why I wrote this article, I just wanted people to not forget how much I hate Florida.

Urban Meyer Plays The Oldest Trick In The Book

He said he was resigning from coaching the "Oh To Be A Florida Gators" and now he is saying he is taking a leave of absence and expects to be coaching again in upcoming seasons. I think this will kill the Florida program for now. Tim Tebow, Charlie Strong, Riley Cooper, Jermaine Cunningham and Brandon Spikes are absolutely gone, and I think the uncertainty of Meyer will make their stacked junior class filled out by cornerback Joe Haden, defensive end Carlos Dunlap, tight end Aaron Hernandez, the Pouncey twins (two-fifths of the offensive line), and defensive backs Major Wright and Ahmad Black are going to test the waters. If that's bad enough I wonder what will happen to the 1 one recruiting class and whether some of the kids will decide to go elsewhere.

Either way the winner of this whole thing is none other than:

Lane Kiffin, who has more ammo for recruiting against Florida.

Meyer Will Not Go To Notre Dame

"Florida coach Urban Meyer says he plans to coach the Gators "as long as they'll have me." With rumors swirling about Charlie Weis' future at Notre Dame, Meyer squashed any potential speculation about leaving Gainesville for South Bend. Meyer's news conference Monday was his most emotional in five seasons at Florida, with the coach having to pause and compose himself several times while talking about quarterback Tim Tebow and other seniors' final home game Saturday against rival Florida State. Meyer also said he believes Tebow could coach Florida down the road (CBSsports)."

Meyer would be an idiot to go to Notre Dame. Florida has a chance to be in the National Championship every year, while Notre Dame has been a disappointment for as long as I can remember. I really just don't see why a high profile coach would leave a good program for the shit that goes on at Notre Dame.

Kiffin Fires Back At Meyer

I know I shouldn't like Kiffin, but I think he is awesome...