70 Wake, 68 Duke

As I was watching the Wake/ Duke game I noticed a couple things. The first is Dickie V sucks, and how this man still has a job is unknown. He is by far the worst commentator in any sport. The second is that our very own Chris Wilde was in the stands (if you look closely at the picture above you can see the bastard) and during Duke's final timeout break, he was giving Jon Scheyer some "encouragement" before he bricked the go ahead three but was able to gather the rebound. After the game Scheyer was asked about the shot and he said that "the "showerboy" gave him the "hope" and "encouragement" to get the rebound after the shot, but he was a little too relaxed when he put the initial shot up." However, the happiness came to an end after Wake was able to put together a perfect inbound play to take the final lead. Most of the players were upset at the loss, but were more upset that the "showerboy" will only go to 3rd base rather than all the way when Duke loses. Kyle Singler looked visibly shook after the game, and screams from him from the locker room were mostly inaudible but people were saying they could make out the words showerboy.

78 Virginia Tech, 71 Wake

Another day, another number 1 seed goes down. Wake Forest is the latest victim to get upended in this strange year. The Hokies came in on with their foot on the gas and never released it for the whole game. Malcom Delaney had 21 points to lead the Hokies to victory. The only reason the score is so close is credited to VT not being able to put any free throws in at the end of the game, but it didn't matter because Wake couldn't capitalize on it. It pains me to see this happen for no reason other than this makes Duke the number 1 team in the country and now we all have to listen to that douchebag Wilde.

College Football Picks

O.K. Well if you have been following my College Football picks recently I have nothing to brag about. I am now 6-5 on the season, but I am feeling it this week.

The first game I have t start out with is (6) LSU vs (10) Auburn

I like LSU for a couple of reasons. 1. I don't respect any team that beats another 3-2. 2. Auburn has no passing attack. 3. LSU needs to win this game if they want to be in the National Championship.

So far Auburn's offense has been somewhat of a joke and LSU has been using the duel QB system ever since Bob's boy decided to be a shithead. Andrew Hatch and Jarrett Lee have both thrown for over 200 yards this season and Charles Scott might be too much for Auburn to take. Scott is a bruiser at 5-11 and 220 pounds and has averaged 11 yards per carry and also leads a very strong LSU rushing attack.

41 LSU, 14 Auburn

The Second game I will bee choosing is Tennessee hosting (4) Florida


Although this game will seem pretty obvious that Florida will win, it is still an SEC game and still at Knoxville. What I don't like about Florida is their rushing attack, because they have none. Tebow is leading the team in rushing with 92 yards so far this season and doesn't seem to be producing as much as last year. Actually, Fuck it. I can't bring myself to picking Florida and I am going with the Volunteers.

I like Jonathan Crompton better as a passing QB, and I like Arian Foster as a runningback. Together those two along with WR Lucas Taylor should be able to upset the number 4 Gators. I don't care if Tennessee has never beaten a Urban Meyer run football team.

21 Tenn, 14 Florida

(24) Florida State vs (18) Wake Forest


This may be Bobby Bowden's last season as a coach especially if he has another sub-par season and I think his players know it. So far this season Florida State has beaten two terrible teams and this will be their first true test. This year Florida State's defense is something to write home about and are currently ranked number 1 in the country. They also have received excellent Quarterback play from two guys not named E.J. Manuel, Christian Ponder and D'Vontrey Richardson. Ponder became the first Seminole since Charlie Ward in 1992 to throw for six touchdown passes in his first two career starts. Richardson has thrown for two scores and rushed for three others, including a 55-yard touchdown run against Chattanooga that broke a quarterback school record he tied the previous week.

I don't even need to write about Wake. They are going to lose, end of discussion.

28 Florida State, 10 Wake Forest

Also,
(5) Missouri vs Buffalo

Obviously going to be a BLOWOUT. Get it. Anyways I say Missouri scores no less than 65 points.