ronnie brown vs kevin durant: Wedding

So one of my best friends proposed to his girlfriend on an airplane over the weekend. He then thought it was a good idea to broadcast it on youtube and think people like me wouldn't secretly make fun of him. I don't believe he's a Dueling Couches reader so why not bask in the awkwardness and take your best shot.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Perkins Gets Married

I think that is the first time I've seen him smile....

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Bridal Bouquet Brings Down Plane

I am sorry, but this is fucking hilarious...

"A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride's bouquet from a plane brought down the tiny aircraft. Italian police say two people were hurt in the crash of the ultralight plane after the bridal bouquet they launched got caught in the aircraft's rear rotor. The flowers blocked the engine, bringing the plane down by a youth hostel. Police in the nearby town of Piombino said Tuesday the pilot was lightly injured in Saturday's crash, while the passenger who threw the bouquet had several broken bones. The bride and groom were not aboard the plane (FoxNews)."

What are the chances? I love this kind of shit, because people do crazy things for weddings and it is actually surprising more crazy things like this happen. Usually it is good luck to catch one of those, but with it getting caught in the engine that just can't be a good sign for this married couple...

Friday, July 10, 2009

Why Not?

Friday, May 22, 2009

A Funny Wedding Story

This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was supposedly in the local newspaper and was mentioned on Leno the other night. Pretty funny if you ask me:

"It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had Hired a private detective to tail Them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions For a couple of minutes, he Turned to the best man and Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'Then he turned to the Dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'He had the marriage annulled First thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding Immediately after finding out About the affair, this Guy goes through with the Charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the Bride's' and best man's reputations In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' Commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception For 300 family members and Friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week Honeymoon accommodations In Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face When they see the 8x10 glossy Of the bride humping the best Man: Priceless. There are some things money Can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD."