Just The Latest Asshole Move from Andrew Bynum

Lakers Center (for now) Andrew Bynum is in the spotlight again for the wrong reasons. Bynum was ticketed recently for illegally parking in two handicap spots.

He was hit with a $353 parking ticket for parking his black BMW in two marked handicapped spaces outside of a Bristol Farms market in Westchester, Calif.
Bynum reportedly slammed his car door and drove off when NBC4 reporters sought a comment from him.

Someone tell this guy his bum knee doesn't make him better than some poor old lady just trying to get some milk and some cat nip for Fluffy. What an asshole. And you know the only thing worse than parking in a handicap spot without a pass? Parking in TWO handicap spots without a pass.

Like those assholes at the store who park diagonal across two spots because they don't want someone to hit their car with a door or a cart. "Look at me, everyone. My car is nice!"



Meanwhile, you have to park in butt-fuck-Egypt because this knob-slobber took up the only two spots that were close. That sounds like Andrew Bynum to me.

Andrew Bynum Suspended 5 Games/ Fined

BMack's boy Andrew Bynum has been suspended 5 games without pay and fined 25,000 dollars for taking his shirt off while getting ejected. The infraction will cost him $702,272 overall, including the fine.

I could care less about his apology yesterday, it was forced and too late to be honest. he should have been suspended at least 10 games for the vicious hit he put against J.J. Barea. Thank God he didn't get hurt for the next series, but if he did the Mavericks whole post season would be different. That's how I feel the NBA should have though of this. There is no room for this type of behavior in basketball and to hit a defenseless player who is a foot smaller and probably over 100 pounds less than you is inexcusable. I initially said 20 games, but I'd settle on 10, 5 games is too less.

Stay Classy Lakers

The Lakers run is officially over after the Dallas Mavericks completed a 4 game sweep of the defending champs. But the sweep didn't just go without controversy as Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum got thrown out of the games in the 4th. I'm fine with Odom's foul, but Bynum was the biggest bush league attack I've ever seen in my life. JJ Berrea was going up for an uncontested lay up and Andrew Bynum threw an elbow at him when he was defenseless.

I feel that they are going to blow up this team after this embarrassing loss because the writing is on the wall. Phil Jackson is gone and Bynum will never be in a Laker uniform again and this is going to be a whole new team going forward.

Andrew Bynum Injured

Bob's favorite player Andrew Bynum will undergo an MRI today for a hyper extended right knee.

This will kill the Lakers chances to be the in the championship if they lose him for an extended period of time. Bynum is the tough interior defender as well as a budding offensive player. He gives Pau Gasol room to dominate on the offensive end and makes up for his lack of defense.

With the Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder rolling, if Bynum misses a significant amount of time, they are fucked.

Bynum's Surgery Delay Proves Costly

"The Lakers open their regular season on October 26, but because of a large delay in the timing of Bynum’s knee surgery, the team will likely be without the center throughout training camp, the preseason and perhaps the opener. Bynum originally scheduled his surgery for July 18 — over a month after the season ended on June 17, and pushed back the procedure 10 days due to scheduling conflicts (WEEI)."

In the grand scheme of things this won't matter much, but I would still love to know what his "scheduling conflicts" were. I mean this should have been priority #1, but like I said it is a very long season and the Lakers are going to be the top team in the West regardless, so I doubt this will affect them much. I do question if Bynum is ever going to be able to stay healthy throughout an entire season though.

Andrew Bynum Hurt

Los Angeles Lakers center Andrew Bynum will miss eight to 12 weeks after tearing the medial collateral ligament in his right knee.

Well this sucks or the Lakers, and I am actually pissed because now the Lakers have an excuse when they lose to the Celtics this week. Bynum is a good player for the Lakers but they shouldn't miss a beat with the team they already have. What this could do is make him a little rusty at the end of the season, which in a competitive west will be huge.

So, About That Andrew Bynum Guy

So after I noticed the Lakers lost to the Pacers last night, I decided to do a little research. Many people in the preseason were saying that the Lakers had the upper hand in the NBA because they are getting Bynum back. Even our very own BMack, like many ESPN knuckleheads were already proclaiming him as a hall of famer before the season started. So far this season Bynum has put up 12 points, 9 rebounds, and 2 blocks a game. Good numbers, but not eye popping numbers.

So what's my point.

Nothing really other than I don't believe Bynum is that good, I hate the Lakers, and BMack is a chump.

Bynum Gets 4 Year Deal

The Lakers have given a four-year contract extension to center Andrew Bynum worth about $58 million. This is really a great move by the Lakers. I think Bynum is going to be awesome for a long time, and the Lakers are making sure that he will be sticking around for a while. LA might have the best team in the west this year with Kobe (fag), Gasol (fag), Bynum, and Odom (the man) as their 6th man. I know Bynum is unproven, but it is so hard to get big men with his talents. Trust me he is worth the risk.

-BMack