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Showing posts with label Lakers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lakers. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Just The Latest Asshole Move from Andrew Bynum




Lakers Center (for now) Andrew Bynum is in the spotlight again for the wrong reasons. Bynum was ticketed recently for illegally parking in two handicap spots.

He was hit with a $353 parking ticket for parking his black BMW in two marked handicapped spaces outside of a Bristol Farms market in Westchester, Calif.
Bynum reportedly slammed his car door and drove off when NBC4 reporters sought a comment from him.


Someone tell this guy his bum knee doesn't make him better than some poor old lady just trying to get some milk and some cat nip for Fluffy. What an asshole. And you know the only thing worse than parking in a handicap spot without a pass? Parking in TWO handicap spots without a pass.

Like those assholes at the store who park diagonal across two spots because they don't want someone to hit their car with a door or a cart. "Look at me, everyone. My car is nice!"



Meanwhile, you have to park in butt-fuck-Egypt because this knob-slobber took up the only two spots that were close. That sounds like Andrew Bynum to me.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Artest's deal not done but will be joining LA Lakers


According to multiple sources including ESPN's Marc Stein, "The Los Angeles Lakers and Artest have struck an agreement in principal on a multiyear contract that, according to sources close to the process, will total roughly $18.7 million over three years or $33.5 million over five years, depending on which contract structure Artest ultimately prefers."

In my opinion, I think the LA Lakers are off their rocker for not trying harder to sign Ariza. Artest is an excellent defender and a good player with a badass attitude but Ariza has all the potential and signs that he could be the next Ron Artest. Disagree? I also wonder how the Artest signing will affect Odom. I do believe if the Lakers sign Artest and resign Odom they will be better next season. Over and out.

Fuck Darko Milicic

-Beerman Posts

Monday, June 15, 2009

Lakers Win NBA Title



So I'll admit, I wasn't totally involved with this series. I watched at least part of every game, and figured it was inevitable that the Lakers were going to take this series, despite a surprisingly strong season from the Magic. Orlando had their chances throughout the series, and couldn't capitalize. Last night they went 2 for 16from downtown through the first 3 quarters, and If the Magic aren't hitting there perimeter jumpshots they would probably have a hard time beating any team for that matter. If a couple of things went the Magic's way, they could of easily had a lead in this series with the potential to bring about a game 7.

I didn't neccessarily like the way that Stan Van Gundy managed games late, and also the way he used Jameer Nelson and Rafer Alston ... and could Dwight Howard make a clutch free throw?! As a Boston fan, I will always root against the Lakers, but low and behold Kobe has captured his fourth title, bringing about even more MJ comparisons while Phil Jackson becomes arguably the best coach of all time (gags) with his 10th NBA Championship. In respects to Jackson he did say, "I'll smoke the cigar tonight in memory of Red," "He was a great guy."

It was clear that Kobe was on a mission throughout these playoffs. Obviously bitter from last years Finals defeat, he put the team on his back at times, and lead them in all aspects of the game. As much as I dislike the Lakers, they played well and it appears Kobe can finally step out of the Shaq shadow and stand on his own as an NBA Champion.

Friday, November 7, 2008

NBA Thoughts and Predictions

A few games into the 2008-2009 NBA season, I think a few things have been made clear.

-The East is far more balanced than a year ago. Teams like Indiana are no longer doormats and have the potential to win on any given night. Even more to my point, a "second level" team such as Orlando has the look of a team ready to make that proverbial next step. We know what stars like Dwight Howard or Rashard Lewis can do. It's time for former St. Joe's star Jameer Nelson to become a 15 pt and 8 assist guy. I didn't get to see the Celts-Bulls game in full on Halloween but after watching the replay of the game later that night, I am positive Chicago made the right choice with their top pick in Derrick Rose. The kid's gonna be a stud.

-Washington made the wrong choice in giving The Mad Blogger Gilbert Arenas a $100+ million deal. They haven't played well so far without him but last year they proved they're better without their much-maligned, shoot-first point guard.

-LaMarcus Aldridge may not have Greg Oden beside him but he is vastly underrated and it will be a travesty if he's not in the All Star Game this year.

-Elton Brand doesn't look completely healthy, which should be cause for concern for the Sixers. However, Thaddeus Young is one of the best up and coming small forwards in the game. Should be a very interesting team.

-The Jazz have been impressive going 4-0 without their leader Deron Williams. I still don't think they'll have enough to win a playoff series, though. The Lakers, Hornets and Rockets have served notice to the West they'll be in the conference semis. The Spurs, who barely squeaked out a double-overtime win over the Timberwolves last night thanks to Tony Parker's 55 points, are sitting at 1-3. The loss of Manu Ginobli will continue to hurt until December but they'll be sitting pretty if they can hover around .500 until then. This will be a dangerous team come playoff time because of Gibobli's ability to bring energy and intensity while scoring his customary 18+ points a night.

League MVP: It's time for the King to finally get coronated (individually, at least). Lebron James will have have one of those transcendent seasons and has the luxury of facing competition whose stats won't be quite as plentiful due to the other scoring talent on their teams (Kobe, Paul Pierce, Yao Ming and others). He'll be a joy to watch as I plug him into my fantasy lineup every night.

Side note: I had both Amare Stoudemire's 49 point effort and Parker's 55 point explosion on my other team the other night. Those are the nights you live for when you play fantasy basketball.

Rookie of the Year: Michael Beasely purely for the volume of stats he'll put up. I do think Rose will easily be the better player. There was kind of a similar case last year with Kevin Durant and Al Horford (or even Louis Scola). I thought Horford had a better year than Durant but had less touches and plays a different position. Note: I am not saying Horford will be better than Durant, just that his game was a bit more polished last year.

Coach of the Year: This award is a tough one to figure for me. Is it defined as the coach of the best team or the coach who does the best job with what's around him? I've heard the latter the majority of the time but it doesn't seem to be an exact science. Someone like Byron Scott last year was an easy choice as him team overachieved and finished close to the top of the conference. I'm pretty sure Phil Jackson had some decent talent with the 72-win Bulls of 95-96 and won the award. Then there's coaches like Sam Mitchell two years ago who won it based on the fact his team far exceeded expectations. The man I'm choosing this year is Terry Porter in Phoenix. He has the task of transforming the Suns into a half-court team with a group of players in their mid-30's. I think this can be done when you have a guy like Amare on your team. The trouble will be on defense. If he can get it done while winning 50-55 games, he'll roll to the award.

Comeback Player: Jermaine O'Neal is a shoe-in for this award if he play defense. His stats won't sky-rocket scoring-wise but he can prove that he can still rebound and form a great tandem with Chris Bosh for the Raptors.

I'm expecting the final four of the East to be Boston, Cleveland, Philly and Toronto. The premiere series will be the Eastern Conference finals between Boston and Cleveland. This series could evoke memories of the Bulls-Knicks in the early '90s. The Celtics got the better of the Cavs opening night but I think they will be a much different team come May when Mo Williams and Lebron are comfortable with each other.

The West will have the Lakers, Hornets, Spurs and Rockets as its final teams. Once again I think it will come down to the Lakers and Spurs. This might be one of Tim Duncan's last stands and they won't go as quietly as last year to the Lakers.

The Celtics will come down to the wire with Lebron again this year but this time they beat the Cavs on the road in game 7. The Lakers beat the Spurs in 7 at home and Kobe goes nuts, dropping 48 points and wearing the older Spurs out.

Until the Lakers prove they can bang with the Celtics down low and guard the perimeter better than the Finals, I'm going to pick the Celtics. These Celtics remind me a lot of the late-90s Bulls teams because of the way they can pick up their defensive intensity in the second half of games and just stifle their opponents. Boston does just enough on offense to win these games but obviously it will be the defense that could lead them to their second straight title.

Pierce, Garnett and Allen know they have a chance to etch their name in everyone's minds as truly a great team. Everyone remembers the Rockets who won back-to-back championships during Jordan's hiatus but, as Bob Ryan has said, who remembers the 1978-1979 Seattle Sonics? (You knew the late Dennis Johnson was on that team, right?)

Friday, October 24, 2008

NBA Breakdowns: L.A. Lakers



Offseason Moves:
• Let Ronny Turiaf go; signed Josh Powell.
• Re-signed Sasha Vujacic to a three-year, $15-million deal.

I hate the Lakers, hate them. Their team reflects everything wrong with the NBA. (man above team) After getting destroyed by the Celtics they barely did anything this offseason other than let Andrew Bynum get healthy. Everyone seems to think Bynum will be the savior and the guy that puts the Lakers over the top. Not going to happen. The low post chemistry between Gasol and Bynum doesn't make sense. Both players like playing low and under the basket, they will not be able to run a solid offense that way. Defensively Bynum will help out, but at the end of the day this is still a really soft defensive team and streaky offensive team. They will be a top tier team in the West due to Kobe, but will lose to the defensive minded Hornets.

55-27

Friday, June 13, 2008

Nice Vintage T-Shirt



I found a picture of this shirt on HubArts.com. It's from the mid 1980s and is awesome.

-The Commodore

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Lakers


Lakers reach finals

The Los Angeles Lakers have reached the western conference finals for the first since 2004. They defeated the Jazz in Utah to close out the series. The Lakers are one of two teams to steal a game on the road this postseason. In the next round, L.A. will be facing New Orleans or San Antonio, either way, expect a close series. Kobe has been electric thus far, he is the leading scorer in the playoffs, averaging just over 30 points per game. He shows no signs of slowing down and the back injury appears to be non-existent. Pau Gasol has complimented Kobe nicely, averaging 20 points and 9 rebounds per game. In addition to the two stars, the supporting cast has stayed consistent. The Lakers rely on strong outside shooting, ball movement, and working the offense from the inside out. So far, no team has been able to contain both Pau and Kobe, a daunting task for any team.

Throughout this postseason, I have found myself rooting for the Lakers to come out of the west. I suppose it’s my flare for the dramatic, but I would love to see a Celts-Lakers final. It would be great for the NBA (they want this to happen more then I do), great for both cities, and it would (without question) instantly rekindle the flame of the NBA’s best rivalry. While the Celtics have given me much reason to worry, I feel confident that neither the Hornets nor Spurs will be able to take a game from the Lakers in L.A. Worst-case scenario, L.A. in 7. Ho-hum, the west is settled in my book, the east however, a much different story.

-Brian B

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lakers Top Seed In West


Kobe Bryant's Lakers have won the top spot in the west and everyone is surprised. If they do make the championship it would be the youngest team to make it there, since Magics' show time Lakers.

I don't know why everyone is making this a huge issue, Kobe has a great team around him and being the top seed in the West isn't that much of an advantage. They are either playing the Mavericks or the Nuggets, good luck. I will be rooting for the Lakers to make it to the championship so the Celtics can whoop Kobe's over-rated ass.

Another note: I have came to the realization KG will not win the MVP but Kobe does not deserve it, Chris Paul does. Kobe doesn't lead the league in any statistic, Paul leads the league in assists and steals, numbers very comparable to Isiah Thomas in his prime.

Oh yea, I hate Kobe

Although, this is kinda cool, he risks his career to jump over a car:

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Why Not?

Why not get reminded about how much you hate the Lakers.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Kevin Mchale can breath easy

It looks like ex-Celtic GM Chris Wallace struck again, trading away all-star Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown, rookie Javaris Crittendon, Gasol's bro Mark Gasol and first round picks in 2008 and 2010. You have to agree that the Lakers hit a home run with this trade. I am not fond of the Lakers and especially Kobe Bryant. However the lakers now have two good centers once Bynam comes back and Gasol is a great passer which you need to be when you play on the same team as the rapist. Also, Gasol has three moreyears left on his contract. As a Celtic fan I definitly do not want to see the Lakers in order to get 17. - DP