And More On Kellen Winslow's Testicles

Winslow told ESPN’s Seth Wickersham that he had to have fluid drailed from his testicles to play in an Oct. 19 game at Washington … Winslow told Wickersham that he woke up one October morning sore in the groin area, but figured the problem would go away. Winslow said by the next morning “my testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk.”

He was rushed to the Cleveland Clinic … Describing Winslow’s treatment, Wickersham quoted Winslow as saying, “They had to drain it. They had a scalpel. They cut into it. I had to clean it every day with a Q-Tip, for two and a half weeks. It was the most painful thing I’ve ever been through.”

You know, we have given Winslow a lot of shit here at Dueling Couches, but I will take back some of the stuff I have said about the controversial tight end. This sounds like the worst thing to have in the world. I would hate to cotton swab my balls every day. It was bad enough to have a cotton swab be stuck in my..... well you get it, but to get you your testicles cut open that is terrible.

Bucs ReUp Winslow

Winslow, according to his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, agreed to a six-year, $36.1 million deal that includes $20.1 million in guarantees. With incentives, the deal could grow to $42.1 million.

Its a good move in the fact Winslow is a hell of a TE and can be a great checkdown guy and can also block. But he is a douche bag. Either way this won't hurt the Bucs, but it they still need a qb to throw to him. Maybe Josh freeman?

Winslow Traded To Bucs

Tampa Bay just completed a trade for tight end Kellen Winslow, sending undisclosed draft picks to Cleveland in the deal.

Well this will help out tremendously when it comes to another option for whoever is the QB for the Bucs. Him with Bryant can be a poor mans Edwards and Winslow. Winslow has all the talent in the world but his own stupidity made him a asshole in Cleveland, whether it be riding motorcycles or calling out your GM and I don't necessarily trust him in Florida. I would imagine the pick is a second round pick with incentives.

I'm not really feeling what Mangini is doing here, first he says he hates Quinn, then he trades the most consistent offensive weapon. Anyways, we will see.

Broncos 38 Browns 30

The Browns out played the Broncos all the way till the 4th quarter. Brady Quinn looked like the real deal, Winslow was going off, and there was even a Stallworth sighting, but it all wasn't enough. Cutler and the Broncos went nuts in the 4th quarter scoring 21 points (all 3 TD's coming from Cutler). This really says alot about how bad the Browns' defense really is.

Through the first 3 quarters the Browns defense held the powerful Broncos offense to only 13 points. Cutler looked rattled, as the Browns were actually getting a good amount of pressure on him. Then boom, 4th quarter comes and Cutler turns into Elway. Maybe he got an insulin shot, but whatever he did, he looked a lot more like the QB we saw in the beginning of the season.

The Broncos can build off this win, but it is going to be tough, because RBs Torain, and Young were hurt in this game. They have already lost Pittman for the season. The defense still looks horrible, but their division is so bad that they could still make the playoffs.

The Browns have to be happy with what they saw from Brady Quinn (23/25 239 yards 2 TD 0 INTs), but that defense has to be completly ripped apart. What was really interesting that that Quinn and Winslow seemed to be on the same page right away. Winslow had 10 catches for 111 yards and 2 TDs. It's a tough loss for the Browns, but their future looks bright if they can fix that defense.

-BMack

Kellen Winslow Suspended

As we reported yesterday Kellen Winslow opened his mouth, and pissed off the Browns. Well today they fought back by suspending him for 1 game. They are not going to make the playoffs, and they don't want their team to turn into the Cowboys, so I think they did the right thing. Hopefully (for the Browns sake) this gets to Winslow, and he learns to keep his mouth shut, but he probably won't.

-BMack

Open Mouth Insert Foot: The Kellen Winslow Story

Once again, Kellen Winslow decided that being an idiot in front of the media is a way better choice than keeping his mouth shut and retaining the little bit of respect he has left. After being in the hospital for a staff infection (or swollen balls as some have reported), he came out and said he was upset that his GM didn't come to the hospital, and he feels like a "piece of meat". Not really a big deal, but usually meat doesn't get paid millions of dollars. He's had some other priceless comments...who can forget "I'm a soldier", man if only these guys learned to close their cakeholes.

-BMack

Oh, So That's What Undisclosed Illness Means

Former U grad and Cleveland Brown TE is apparently in the hospital from having swollen balls. I don't have anything else really to say other than.

HAHA