Louis Murphy's Bad Day

"Police in Gainesville, Fla., arrested Oakland Raiders WR Louis Murphy on Sunday and alleged a series of violations stemming from a traffic stop. Among the allegations, police said Murphy was carrying a bottle of Viagra that he did not have a prescription for. They charged him with drug possession without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest.

Police attempted to pull Murphy's SUV over after they said he was spotted blaring music from it. Police said Murphy wouldn't pull over when flagged by police and that he resisted arrest when they tried to detain him. They said it took three officers to corral the 6-2, 200-pound Murphy into custody (USAToday)."

Well, he's an idiot. All he had to do was pull over and I very much doubt they bust him for Viagra. I guess the reason that Murphy ripped the label off the bottle was that he didn't want his girlfriend to know that he used the stuff. Now everyone knows, he has to go to court, and will be the butt of jokes for years to come.

The Raiders have had a tough offseason. Murphy is now the 3rd Raider to be arrested. Michael Bush was arrested for alleged drunken driving in Indiana on Feb. 12 and Mario Henderson was arrested for allegedly carrying a concealed firearm in Florida on March 17. Then again, what do you expect from the Raiders?

12 Hours Of Sex Kills You

"THIS was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win. British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp. Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon. The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said. "We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina. Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested. There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra (NEWS.com.au)."

What a way to go, even Jesus would die after 12 hours of sex. Anyways, I have some thoughts..
- If you had sex for 12 hours is there like a lunch break?
- Should you bring a water bottle? I would imagine that you would be very thirsty.
- Sucks that he just won the bet only to die right away. I bet he gave a thunderous fist pump right before he collapsed.
- Russian women are crazy, and they intimidate me. All I can think of is Ivan Drago's wife from Rocky IV.