Cigarette Labels Are Out Of Control

Listen, people need to chill out with these labels. These are going to be the new graphic labels on cigarettes now.

I think everyone now a days including children know cigarettes are awful for you. But America needs to realize, people are going to smoke. It's not a big deal, people are either going to quit or keep smoking, but having these graphic pictures on the packs is going to do nothing to the people who choose to smoke, or if I have a couple of drinks in me at a bar and someone offers me one.

Yea smokes are bad, but people need to chill the fuck out.

Man Eats 200 Cigarettes To Quit Smoking

"Some people choose the patch. Others the gum. Not Richie Magic. To kick his 40-year smoking habit, he put out 200 lit cigarettes on his tongue and then chewed them to ensure they were fully extinguished. In just 6 minutes and 3.7 seconds, Magic, 53, set a world record for "orally extinguishing, chewing and expelling" one carton of cigarettes, Dr. David Adamovich, president of the Record Holders Republic, told the New York Daily News.

"I got pretty bad blisters," says the Scarsdale, N.Y. native. "After I finished I definitely felt dizzy... I was gagging. It was horrible, but I didn't want to leave to go to the hospital."

World record rules only permitted Magic to extinguish five cigarettes on his tongue at a time. However, there was no limit to how many he could have inside his mouth. Since he had to chew the cigarettes to make sure they were fully extinguished, at one point he had 40 or 50 in his mouth (AOL)."

This is just fucking gross, but I have seen people try to stop smoking and it seems like it sucks, so if it works all the power to him. I couldn't imagine even trying to do this. The only time I smoke cigarettes is when I am really drunk, and even then when I wake up I can feel it. This guy just fucking ate 200 cigarettes, and all I can think about is how awful that shit is going to be....

Teacher Forces Student to Smoke 42 Cigarettes

"A Malaysian teacher forced a student to smoke 42 cigarettes in two hours as punishment after finding the boy had a cigarette and lighter, a news report said Thursday. A school official confirmed that the English teacher subjected the student to the unusual punishment but said the teenager was made to smoke fewer than 42 cigarettes. He declined to elaborate. He said the teacher was upset when she found that her model student had a cigarette and a lighter in his locker in the school in the northern island of Langkawi (FoxNews)."

That's going a little overboard for just finding cigarettes in the kids locker, but I bet this works. If you really don't smoke that much, and even if you do, 42 cigarettes would be good enough to make you never want to smoke again. Though i think it would be even more funny if this kid really doesn't smoke and now is hopelessly addicted...

WTF?!

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