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Why not have sex while in a gun fight? (NSFW)

Hahaha, got to love Nick Cage, well when he isn't doing shitty movies like Ghost Rider.

Tiger Makes LeAnn Rimes Hit The High Notes

We know all about Tigers little flings with porn stars, and seemingly every random woman on the planet, but today the story got kicked up a notch, as US Weekly is reporting that Tiger Woods once dated songstress LeAnn Rimes. Once again, I don't care about the whole morals thing, but damn you got to respect the action Tiger was getting. LeAnn Rimes is pretty fucking hot, and it is pretty awesome that he was banging her brains out and the media had no idea until now.

The relationship didn't last long as Rimes' father was none too pleased about the whole thing...

“Her dad almost had a heart attack," the source adds. "And he made her stop seeing Tiger."

Ok, you got to ask why he was so pissed. It wasn't public knowledge that Tiger slept with everything that moved, so what else would get him so pissed off? Hmmm it's either two things. This guy is a racist (he is from Mississippi), or he didn't like the age difference (7 years).

Anyways, they probably would've been a good pair. Rimes got in trouble a couple years back for cheating on her then husband Dean Sheremet. Both of them could have just run around screwing everyone, but at the end of the day hold the image of Tiger and his hot blonde wife.

Jessica Simpson Is A Freak In Bed

John Mayer came out and talked about his relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. He didn't really say much about Aniston, just that he tweeted too much, and she is too old for him.

Jessica Simpson wasn't as lucky...

"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he spilled. "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

I am really glad to hear that actually. Jessica Simpson (even "fat") has always been one of my dream girls, so it's good to hear that she is unbelievable in bed, which has to be saying something with the girls Mayer has been with.

But this leads me to my main point. Why the hell do girls keep fucking this douche? I have never heard any girls say "wow that John Mayer is hot". Does all it take is a guitar and some sappy lyrics, and if that's the case damn I really fucked up. I should have picked up a guitar when I was like 8 years old.

Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab

Well reports have come out that Tiger Woods is receiving treatment at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi. As far as this being a "political" move, it 100% is. I don't believe in sex addiction. Tiger Woods is rich, and had the opportunity to bang any woman he wanted (and maybe some men). He took it. That's it.

I think this is a smart move by Tiger, because he can just blame it on his "addiction". People tend to forgive a lot easier when the person is an addict. Now a sex addict will be a little harder to swallow (no pun), but still could be affective. At least this gives him a reason he has hid from the media, and when he comes back he can say he got rid of that terrible monkey off his back and tell everyone he's ready to be a model citizen again.

In the end, I truly don't care who Tiger blames (or bangs). I look to him to show me how terrible I am at golf, and that's about it. The sport blows without him, and though what he did was wrong, I don't look to athletes for my morals.

2 Female Teachers Caught In the Act

Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were tossed from James Madison High School after being caught naked with each other inside a classroom.

NY Daily News Reports:

Who's hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher. Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said. A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.
Both tenured teachers were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department "rubber rooms" while they're investigated for misconduct, sources said.

The episode is the talk of the school. Students even set up a Facebook group to discuss the shenanigans - and it already has more than 500 fans."Now you guys wished we installed cameras in our classrooms after all hmm?" wrote one student. "[Ms. Mauro] was pretty fun," said junior Eddie Ramirez, 18."She dressed like a teenage girl - she'd wear low-cut tops, shorts, three-quarter length jeans. She was kinda sexy. "Mrs. Brito was good-looking. Oh, yeah!"A 16-year-old sophomore said Brito was a teacher students would come to with problems."She usually dresses elegant, looks smart," he said. "She's good-looking. And she was friendly, not flirty, just friendly."

The two teachers have been reassigned pending the outcome of the school investigation.

- This has got to be every high school kids fantasy. Two incredibly attractive female teachers going at it inside an empty classroom? Yes. What's up with that janitor? He takes it upon himself to snitch on the act to school administrators? It was probably the coolest thing that has ever happened to him. He could've at least attemted to blackmail them or something. You have to wonder what team he may go to bat for after this.

ESPN's Steve Phillips Takes Break After Affair

"ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips acknowledges having an affair with an assistant at the cable network, and has taken a leave of absence during the playoffs. Phillips says in a statement released by ESPN Wednesday that he's sorry to have "put his family and colleagues through this." ESPN has granted Phillips' request for time off, and has taken unspecified disciplinary action. Police say 22-year-old ESPN production assistant Brooke Hundley called Phillips' wife in August after he broke off the affair and sent her a letter graphically describing their relationship. Phillips says he will not press charges. The status of the police investigation was unclear Wednesday. ESPN says Hundley is still working for the network (FoxNews)."

I like Steve Phillips a lot, and I really couldn't care less that he was slamming some 22 year old production assistant. It sounds like she really had no reason to bring Phillips wife into this, other then to ruin him. In the end, you shouldn't cheat on your wife, but I watch ESPN for entertainment, not morals.

Phillips you'll be missed.


If you want to read the letter CLICK HERE


And here is a pic of her...

WTF?!

FAIL !

Mila Kunis Sex Scene With Natalie Portman

I was just reading on Movies.com that there is some new movie coming out that stars Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman. It is about ballet or something, but there is apparently an "angry sex scene" between these two. I have never been so into ballet.

I read the headline, which said "Mila Kunis + Natalie Portman = Sex scene", and I was like sweet, but now "angry sex scene"? This is too good to be true. I hope it makes the final cut for the movie.

Oh yea the movie is called Black Swan.

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Schoolchildren Told 'An Orgasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away'

A leaflet issued by Britain's National Health Service is advising school pupils that they have a "right" to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

The advice appears in guidance circulated to parents, teachers and youth workers, and is intended to update sex education by telling pupils about the benefits of sexual pleasure.

For too long, say its authors, experts have concentrated on the need for "safe sex" and loving relationships while ignoring the main reason that many people have sex -- for enjoyment. More

Well what about 4-7 times a day, because that's the usual amount I get (from my strong hand). That must mean I'm super healthy. Which leads me to the question why I am so sick right now. Regardless, I think this should be taught in all schools, because it would have made a lot of things easier then lying to girls for sex. I could have just handed them a pamphlet and they would have to say yes.