John Mayer came out and talked about his relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. He didn't really say much about Aniston, just that he tweeted too much, and she is too old for him.
Jessica Simpson wasn't as lucky...
"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he spilled. "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."
I am really glad to hear that actually. Jessica Simpson (even "fat") has always been one of my dream girls, so it's good to hear that she is unbelievable in bed, which has to be saying something with the girls Mayer has been with.
But this leads me to my main point. Why the hell do girls keep fucking this douche? I have never heard any girls say "wow that John Mayer is hot". Does all it take is a guitar and some sappy lyrics, and if that's the case damn I really fucked up. I should have picked up a guitar when I was like 8 years old.
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