Eric Johnson Gets A Nice Retirement Package

Eric Johnson was a tight end for the 49ers and Saints. He was from my hometown (Needham), and man did he get one well of a retirement package....

Looks like Jessica Simpson is back in the dating game -- with another football player.

The singer, who dated Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo for two years, is dipping back into the NFL dating pool, seeing former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson.

"It's true," a source close to Simpson confirms to PEOPLE, adding that the pair have been dating since May (CNN.com).

Good for him man. I don't care that she put on a couple pounds, she is still fucking gorgeous. I would do anything to wake up next to her everyday, and she still has to have tons of money, so it looks like Johnson gets a solid retirement working on his golf swing, and banging Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Is A Freak In Bed

John Mayer came out and talked about his relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. He didn't really say much about Aniston, just that he tweeted too much, and she is too old for him.

Jessica Simpson wasn't as lucky...

"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he spilled. "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

I am really glad to hear that actually. Jessica Simpson (even "fat") has always been one of my dream girls, so it's good to hear that she is unbelievable in bed, which has to be saying something with the girls Mayer has been with.

But this leads me to my main point. Why the hell do girls keep fucking this douche? I have never heard any girls say "wow that John Mayer is hot". Does all it take is a guitar and some sappy lyrics, and if that's the case damn I really fucked up. I should have picked up a guitar when I was like 8 years old.

Lots Of Anger Today

There has been a lot of anger on the comment section today, so why not sit back relax, remember it's Friday, and stare at Jessica Simpson????

I'll give the South credit, jean skirts, and a cowboy hat on a girl is usually not a bad thing...

When Tony Romo Breaks Up With You

You give head to a Snickers bar. Get ready for a really fat Jessica Simpson ladies and gentlemen.

Jessica Alba Still Hot

This pic is just 6 months after having a kid...Impressive, I'd give her another kid.

I Wasn't Going To Bring This Up

I'm not one to judge, but doesn't Jessica Simpson look fat here. Looks like the KFC and Pizza Hut endorsements finally caught up to her.

Chick Of The Day

Today's award goes to Mrs. Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson.

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"Jersey" Girls

I will say this right now that I am not a Tony Romo fan or in anyway support the Dallas Cowboys, but I have to admit that seeing Jessica Simpson rocking a pink Romo Jersey got me thinking. Is there anything better than seeing a chick with your jersey on? Honestly? Like I cannot think of anything hotter. You can have your thongs and edible panties, screw that stuff just have a girl come out rocking a #9 Mack Jersey. Though I have come to the sad realization that this will probably never happen for me since pro sports waved bye-bye to me at about age 12, so I have to think a little out side the box to be able to reach my dream. My theory I also think will rejuvenate anyone sex life better than some KY and a hang full of Viagra, that’s right folks its time to make your wife wear a Football Jersey with your name on the back every night. Not once in a while, but every night. You will see her and know, "yea I own that", or for the ethnically inclined "yea that’s my Ho". There is no one in the world that would not want to bang their wife from behind as she rocks your jersey. So there you have it folks, you don’t need to pop pills to get that good old libido going, just a little self-promotion on a 70-dollar football jersey.
-BMack