I will say this right now that I am not a Tony Romo fan or in anyway support the Dallas Cowboys, but I have to admit that seeing Jessica Simpson rocking a pink Romo Jersey got me thinking. Is there anything better than seeing a chick with your jersey on? Honestly? Like I cannot think of anything hotter. You can have your thongs and edible panties, screw that stuff just have a girl come out rocking a #9 Mack Jersey. Though I have come to the sad realization that this will probably never happen for me since pro sports waved bye-bye to me at about age 12, so I have to think a little out side the box to be able to reach my dream. My theory I also think will rejuvenate anyone sex life better than some KY and a hang full of Viagra, that’s right folks its time to make your wife wear a Football Jersey with your name on the back every night. Not once in a while, but every night. You will see her and know, "yea I own that", or for the ethnically inclined "yea that’s my Ho". There is no one in the world that would not want to bang their wife from behind as she rocks your jersey. So there you have it folks, you don’t need to pop pills to get that good old libido going, just a little self-promotion on a 70-dollar football jersey.
-BMack
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