So my buddy "Jebediah" really wanted to bang some Honduran Chick, and the first night he attempted to "f" her, he failed due to her saying she was "Bloated". So she gave him a message and both her and "Jeb" went to bed, in the same bed. "Jeb" then says to her, he can't fall asleep with other people in the bed and she got really upset and stormed out of his room without talking to him. The next day, she comes back, sending him a text saying she wants all her stuff back. She then stops by "Jeb's" room and starts making out with him (even though she smells like an old italian sub), then asks him if he wants a quicky. He declines due to NASCAR starting momentarily and ordered an italian Sub, with extra hots during the race.
What would you do, if you were in "Jeb's" position?
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