Oh yea, LeBron Is Still A Prick

Here is Lebron being a douche and dunking on a 6 year old and knocking him over. What a scumbag.

Speaking of Dwight Howard

HAHAHA, it's bad enough you have every NBA fan make fun of you, but now Dwight Howard. Thanks for the ammo Dwight, I never thought to go after his hair line.

LeBron's Publicist Finally Has Him Do Something Right

"Basically I was saying at the end of the day this season is over and -- with all hatred -- everyone else has to move on with their lives, good or bad. I do too," James said.

"It wasn't saying I'm superior or better than anyone else, any man or woman on this planet, I'm not. I would never ever look at myself bigger than anyone who watched our game. It may have come off wrong but that wasn't my intent."

Yea, yea, yea. Are we supposed to believe this LeChoke? You finally did something smart. I'll take this for what it is right now, and I'll leave you alone for right now. But I know for a fact that in a month from now you are going to do something douchey that puts you right back in the light. This is the same guy who hosts the decision, compares him self to the greats in a loss, and then after loses the finals calls everyone a peasant.

Which comes to my next point, I'll give it a month before LeBron does something stupid. Do you take the over or the under?

I Am Loving All This LeBron Hate, But...

(that's DeShwan Stevenson)
Don't you dear feel bad for this guy and the media's dismantling of him. Remember this guy is the same guy that wiped his ass with Cleveland, couldn't deal with the hate he got from "The Decision" and retweeted all the hateful tweets, called everyone who disliked him was a racist, lost in the finals, reminded everyone after he lost that everyone is poor and he has a sweet life, then blamed God for not having it be his time to win it yet (not us as in team). I'm sure I'm missing a few too. But I have already heard a couple people saying they feel bad for him because how much he is getting dragged through the mud.

Please America, people, fellow viewers, embrace LeBron's failures as a moral victory in your life (like I do) and everything will be a lot better.

Why Not?

LeBron and Hitler mash up

Mavs Win Finals

105 Dallas, 95 Heat
HAHAHAHAHA

Fuck yea!

LeChoke strikes again!

Cost the Heat the series!

GOD DAMMIT! FUCK YOU LEBRON

Motherfucking Bulls blowing a motherfucking 12 point lead with motherfucking 3 minutes left. What the fuck do you think you are doing. All they fucking did was build the fucking legend of fucking Lebron fucking James. Derrick Rose what the fuck man, your the MVP and you gave us that shit bum fucking performance. You and the Bulls are a fucking embarrassment to life. Oh yea, sweet signing of Carlos Boozer I haven't seen anyone more defensively inept since Vin fucking Baker played on the Celtics drunk. I swear that signing was the worst thing that came out of last year. I would rather have Antoine Walkers broke ass out there than seeing you on the fucking bench during crunch time. My god. Now we are all hoping and praying that Dirk can stay on fucking fire and lose his fucking choking ways, because I swear to God if I have to watch LeBron fucking James say a victory speech I'm going to shoot myself in the fucking head. Seriously, I would rather fucking die then see that self absorbed, ego maniac, douchebag be happy.

Die

(waited 2 minutes came back because I still needed to get stuff off my chest)

Oh yea, Fuck ESPN, it burns a hole in my soul everytime they show this guy on the fucking television. yea he's been playing great, yea he's been clutch. He won the Eastern Conference Finals, not the Finals yet. Lets stop praising him like the Heat have won anything, it's fucking ridiculous. Today LeBron ruined any type of sports show for me, ESPn as a whole, and reading any other site than this and my fucking fantasy league. Good dammit I fucking hate him.

Die

Die

Fuck! The Heat Are In The Finals

I know there is still 1 game left, but the writing is on the wall.

I don't know why I watch the Eastern Conference Finals, I keep getting let down. LeBron is playing at the top of his game, he is making every right move and whenever the Bulls have a shot of taking the game they fuck up and do something stupid. They are completely vindicated of what happened last summer. I hate that.

With the game tied at 85 Derrick Rose takes a stupid one on one fade away and then in overtime they played like a bunch of assholes, turning the ball over, not being able to inbound the ball and awful shot selection.

So this means the the Miami Heat and LeBron are most likely going to face the Dallas Mavericks led by the German Shepherd (Dirk). So Dallas is my only hope to stop the Heat from the title. (The Thunder are toast)

God I fucking Hate LeBron

So It's The Heat

So it's the matchup we have been waiting for all year. Celtics vs Heat. LeBron coming back since his game 6 collapse when he played in Cleveland. Which means emotions will be high, you will be able to cut tension with a knife and you will hear a lot of clever LeBron/ Mom references.

Rondo will be his annoying self, KG is bound to get in Bosh's ear, and Wade will continue to look puzzled by the Celtics defense. Here is the schedule:
Game 1: @ Miami - Sunday 5/1: 3:30 pm
Game 2: @ Miami - Tuesday 5/3: TBD
Game 3: @ Boston - Saturday 5/7 - 8pm
Game 4: @ Boston - Monday 5/9 - TBD
Game 5 (if necessary): @ Miami - Wednesday 5/11 TBD
Game 6 (if necessary): @ Boston - Friday 5/13 TBD
Game 7 (if necessary): @ Miami - Monday 5/16 8pm

I'm not worried about having home court advantage as the Celtics seem to play as good or better on the road than at home.

Everything Is Good In Daveville

Dice K throws almost 2 perfect games, the Celtics sweep the Knicks, Rajon is the star of the show and slaps Bob in the face with his dick, Michael Ryder saves the Bruins series and LeBrick misses another big shot..... Life is well.

Why might this be happening you may ask? It's simple, it's because I'm always right about everything. Dice K is the Ace of the Red Sox staff and just had some bad luck due to injuries and Varitek sabotaging starts. Bobby Valentine, The Captain, BMack and whoever doubted Dice K can go to hell and die. I tip my hat to BoSoxAtl who kept the faith. I mean remember when The Captain was trying to be clever and calling him Dice-L (which doesn't even make sense)? Hows the crow taste Homo.

Now on to the Celtics? Remember how BMack basically said Rajon was regressing and shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as Derrek Rose? Too bad fat head didn't realize that Rondo had no help with a back up pg all year and was worn down. He used his quick judgement based on 1 game against the Bulls late in the season.

Michael Ryder.... greatness. I loved how all the Bruins fans out there were calling for Ryders head, and wanted to play a pussbag rookie over the veteran. All Ryder did after that was score 2 goals including the game winner saving the Bruins season. Once again the Captain has another dish of crow.

LeBron..... big time shot..... misses. Enough said. Biggest choke artist in the world. Can't wait to see him next round.

LEBRON AND RED SOX TEAM UP

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT..... LA LA LA LA LA LA

"LeBron James is getting into the soccer business, aligning with the owners of the Boston Red Sox.

Fenway Sports Management -- the sister company of the Red Sox -- said Wednesday it has signed James and the management company he helped create, LRMR, to a long-term deal to secure marketing and sponsorship opportunities. As part of the deal, James obtained a piece of Liverpool FC, one of the world's most famed soccer teams and a longtime marquee franchise in the English Premier League."

I wanted to ignore this but I can't. What the fuck is this about? This guy is a huge d bag to begin with and he totes around a Yankee hat everywhere and this is the guy we want to use to market? Fuck that.

We hate LeBron, we all hate LeBron. He's a bitch snake that is the biggest ego maniac in the world. I hate everything about him and it will hurt worse than an Aaron Boone homerun to see him shaking John Henry's hand or wearing a Red Sox hat.

Fuck Lebron, Fuck Soccer.

LEBRON IS A BITCH WE KNOW...BUT REALLY?

I've been wait for a moment of silence to write this article. Lebron really dodged a bullet here somehow and he's lucky...but I can't let this pass. If someones being a bitch, gotta make him honest and call him out.

"At small forward, from St. Vincent St. Mary's High School, number 6 Lebron James."

This piece of shit doesn't come out.

In case you have no idea what I'm talking about. Last week when Miami made a visit to Cleveland, during the player intros Lebron didn't come out when he was called. He didn't show up until it was time for tip off.

Okay Lebron..."Where were you?" asked an ESPN analyst.

"I was in the bathroom, am I aloud to do that?" He said while looking away from the camera.

First of all, I can honestly say this. I played poker for a living for 3 years of my life. I routed Casinos to find the best games every single night to make my living. I retired making 86 dollars an hour. I did 48 hour sessions. You do the math. Sorry for the tangent, and I promise I'm not rubbing this in to anyone who longs for that lifestyle. I'm just pointing that I was very very successful. So take my word for it as a 76 percent winner every time I sit at the poker table.

LEBRON IS A FUCKING LIAR.

I was in the bathroom. Like, couldn't he think of another excuse? He knew he'd be asked. I'm sure his coach and "team lebron" (notice the no caps lebron lost his privilege to capitalize his name) had a meeting and talked about this. I retired from poker to become a filmmaker and more notably a film script writer. So transitioning from one career to another, here's what the conversation probably went.

lebron: Coach can I talk to you for a second

Erik: Sure LB, whats up

lebron: it's kinda private, can we talk in your office

Erik: Sure come this way.

Erik and Lebron walk to his office and enter. lebron closes the door behind him.

Erik: Whats up?

lebron: well tonights game got me a little nervous.

Erik: Oh don't be nervous, just play our game and we'll be fine.

lebron: No, not that, the introductions. There gonna boo me. Boo me loud. Someone might throw something. Me and my advisor team feel I should skip player intros.

Erik: Oh Lebron, I'm not sure if thats a good idea. Your gonna have to answer for that.

lebron: I don't wanna get my feelings hurt.

Erik: Really?

lebron: yeah. It might effects my game.

Erik: okay. Well what will you say to the media when they ask?

lebron: I don't know.

Erik: Well you can't exactly say you were in the bathroom.

lebron: OH MY GOD thats a great idea. Gee thanks coach this is the best idea since I decided to go on tv and tell everyone I was coming here.

Erik: Wow...maybe your right. Or it's as good as when I told the public our team was crying in the locker room.

lebron: people will believe me right?

Erik: Sure. Why wouldn't they? You gotta go you gotta go right.


Okay let me end this right now before I bored the shit out of everyone. I think he should have gotten more back lash for this than the decision. At least the decision was for charity. He was just plain scared. Thats the only explanation. I really have nothing more to say in the matter I just didn't want this to go unnoticed.

By the way. Miami got their ass kicked.

Speaking Of LeBron

Know what pisses me off? When athletes talk about individual awards and here is what LeBron has to say: "I think [it's] Derrick Rose," James said before the Heat's game Wednesday night against the Washington Wizards. "What he's done for that team, with all the injuries they have and them being first in the Eastern Conference -- they're playing some really good basketball."

It could just be LeBron and that's why I'm jumping on this, but athletes in a hunt of 1st seed shouldn't be talking about individual awards to the public. Derrick Rose should win the award, he has led his team to the best record in the East, maybe the NBA so far in the season, and has done it with big injuries on his team. But shut up LeBron, this just shows me that these trivial awards are constantly in the back of his mind and that he cares more for individual success than team goals which is the championship. LeBron would probably more pissed if he lost the MVP award opposed to the championship.

Stan Van Gundy Does The Best Thing In His Career

What's new the Heat lost to Portland but let me rewind to the last game when Dwayne Wade started saying, "The Heat are losing, the world is happy", you know what? Fuck that. But I don't want to go on a rant I'll letOrlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy do it for me.

"I do chuckle a little bit when they sort of complain about the scrutiny when they get," Van Gundy said. "My suggestion would be if you don't want the scrutiny, you don't hold a championship celebration before you've even practiced together. It's hard to go out yourself and invite that kind of crowd and celebration and attention, and then when things aren't going well, sort of bemoan the fact that you're getting that attention. To me, that doesn't follow."

Coach Erik Spoelstra's Heat are 43-20 but only 1-9 against elite teams.

I don't like Stan Van Gundy as a coach, I don't think he's that great, but I agree with him 100%. They said they were going to win 7 in a row, held a championship celebration and basically slapped everyone in the NBA's face by doing that. So this is the bed they made they have to lay in it. They aren't allowed to be upset when people root against them.

The Miami Heat Are Awful

1-16 in shots that can tie or win them a game in under 10 seconds. 1-16. And when trailing by 3 points or less under 10 seconds Miami is 1-18.

The Miami Heat lost to the Bulls again last night making them 0-3 against them for the season and now in 3rd place in the East.

Here is the breakdown of missed shots in crunch time:

LeBron James 1-7
Dwyane Wade 0-5
Eddie House 0-2
Mario Chalmers 0-2
Chris Bosh 0-1
Mike Miller 0-1

That could just be bad luck, mental toughness, or what have you but the most concerning thing is, how they can't beat good teams. In the East alone they are 0-6 against the Celtics and Bulls and 1-8 against the top 5 teams in the league. How do they possibly believe they can put it together in time for the playoffs? I honestly believe that the Heat would be better off with just LeBron and Bosh or Wade and Bosh because LeBron and Wade can't play together. It's too players that need iso's to score. Both aren't spot up shooters, so they are a lost cause when on the floor together and not in transition.

In the 3 games the Celtics played against the Heat Dwayne Wade has looked awful and not in any type of rhythm. Once teams make it a half court game, the athleticism means nothing and the Heat are left in the locker room crying.

Letter to LeBron The Asshole

Dear LeBron,
I have a couple of pet peeves in sports and someone relating a game to war and his teammates to soldiers is one of them. Here is what you texted last night:
20+ games left in phase 2. I’m ReFOCUSED! No prisoners, I have no friends when at WAR besides my Soldiers.

It's another example of an athlete being completely ignorant. You get paid hundreds of millions to dunk a basketball, not patrol land mine laced roads in Afghanistan for what, comparatively speaking, pays nothing and could cost you your life. You have no idea what it is like, if anything, you are the furthest removed from a situation than anyone in the USA. People have been fawning over you since High School and then you signed a 100 million dollar shoe deal right after High School. Don't belittle the war and soldiers please.

Also, getting passed the the stupid war and soldiers analogy, LeBron stop trying to be fake tough, you fucking homo. You are the biggest ego maniac in the world and cares what everyone thinks of him. If you want examples look at your What Should I Do commercial, his retweeting mean tweets, and The Decision. There are really only a couple bad bood teams that mind their own business and that would be the Celtics and the Lakers. I can't speak for the Lakers so much, but the Celtics really just don't like people. Even during the All Star they didn't even talk to the other players who were there teammates.

Also motherfucker if you were ReFOCUSED you wouldn't have blown a 21 point lead against the Magic, you wouldn't have missed yet another clutch 3 and you would be able to beat a team that had over a .500 record.

So LeBron, like I end most of my posts directed at you....

Die

Cavs Lose 26 In A Row

Wow, I can't believe the Cavs suck this bad since the departure of Delonte West and Shaq. I mean they are epically bad, losing 26 in a row ties the Tampa Bay Buccaneers record of all time losses in a row. Detroit was a good opportunity, but they have some chances coming up with the Clippers and Wizards next. I still think both of those two teams are better then them, but still they could have a chance.

But after this year, and if all goes to plan and they get the number one pick that probably means Jared Sullinger will be their answer. I like him but I doubt he will be able to push them over the edge. The Cavs basically need to hit on their next 3 drafts in order to be over .500, which would be good enough for an 8th seed.

Lebron James makes Li'l Wayne a whiny bitch

Rapper Li'l Wayne apparently has some beef with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade after taking in a recent N.O./MIA game courtside.

In an upcoming Rolling Stone issue, Wayne told the magazine about going to a Miami Heat/New Orlens Hornets game, and how he was upset after spending good money on court-side seats that neither Lebron James or Dwayne Wade came up to talk to him.

Wayne said, “Them niggas never speak to a nigga," he says. "They don't chuck me the deuce or nothing. Nigga spent all that money on them fucking tickets ... Come holla at me. We sit right by them little bitch-ass niggas. At least come ask me why I'm not rooting for you."

Apparently, Lebron is making everyone upset, including celebrities. Everyone hates him, and he really just needs to embrace this whole villain thing. I think it could be a great move for him. The NBA hasn't had a great villain since the Bad Boys in Detroit. Kobe is hated by many, but he's also loved by just as many. Artest is hated by tons of people, but he's not really good enough to worry about. Lebron could be the villain of all villains.

On a side note, Li'l Wayne can kiss my ass complaining about spending money. I think he can afford the seats.

Karma Comes back to LeBron

After the Lakers demolished the Cavaliers by 1,000 points the other day, LeBron (Who is embracing his role as the villain, tweeted this)

One who the hell is he to be tweeting something after watching another team beat the Cavs. if he did it after he played the Cavs that would be one thing. But to watch some other team take care of business and leave a smug tweet is kind of BS.

Second, LeBron doesn't really have the right to say anything with a championship ring missing in his trophy case. He needs to prove something before he can talk. And to cop out with God at the end of the tweet is pretty cowardly too.

But the best thing that happened with all of this, is that Karma came back and bit him in the ass as he tweaked his ankle last night in a loss to the 13-24 Clippers. If you don't believe in karma, you have to admit the coincidence is pretty funny.

I hope this is one of a series of terrible things that comes LeBrons way.

LeBron Is Still An Idiot

The Heat may have turned their season around from an attrocious 9-8 start, but the constant negativity being drawn in South Beach can be directly pointed to LeBron's immaturity.

First "The Decision", The the "retweets", then the "What Should I do?" commercial, then the Christmas Day talk, then his Birthday business plan, and now the contraction talk.

LeBron made a statement in which he thought that the NBA needed to take away some NBA teams to make all the stars align to have super teams (we have entered that new trend NBA fans). Then the next day, he goes to the pussy LeBron backtracking way and said he didn't know what the word contraction meant.

This is his whole comment:
"That's crazy, because I had no idea what the word 'contraction' meant before I saw it on the Internet," James said after the Miami Heat's practice Monday. "I never even mentioned that. That word never even came out of my mouth. I was just saying how the league was back in the '80s and how it could be good again. I never said, 'Let's take some of the teams out.' "

Maybe he had a point with his original comments about the Wolves, I don't think so, but don't blame it on lack of knowledge on a word. I know you didn't go to college but you obviously knew what you were talking about.

But let's dig deeper into what he said, Does the NBA need to take away a couple of teams?

I don't think so, because in the NBA, unlike any other sport one person can turn a franchise around. If you don't believe me, see Cleveland before and after LBJ was drafted. Sure the Timberwolves may be struggling, but if they were to draft a good swingman this offseason, a Perry Jones, Harrison Barnes or Terrence Jones like talent, they could be on to something with the core of Johnny Flynn, Michael Beasley, Kevin Love and a Jones, they could be on to something. Any small market can be turned around within a couple of years, and obviously that will bring in fans and revenue.

With the new trend of stars aligning on certain team, the draft is going to be more and more important every year, and I think this will ultimately help the smaller market franchises to be the cream of the crop down the road.