Letter to LeBron The Asshole

Dear LeBron,
I have a couple of pet peeves in sports and someone relating a game to war and his teammates to soldiers is one of them. Here is what you texted last night:
20+ games left in phase 2. I’m ReFOCUSED! No prisoners, I have no friends when at WAR besides my Soldiers.

It's another example of an athlete being completely ignorant. You get paid hundreds of millions to dunk a basketball, not patrol land mine laced roads in Afghanistan for what, comparatively speaking, pays nothing and could cost you your life. You have no idea what it is like, if anything, you are the furthest removed from a situation than anyone in the USA. People have been fawning over you since High School and then you signed a 100 million dollar shoe deal right after High School. Don't belittle the war and soldiers please.

Also, getting passed the the stupid war and soldiers analogy, LeBron stop trying to be fake tough, you fucking homo. You are the biggest ego maniac in the world and cares what everyone thinks of him. If you want examples look at your What Should I Do commercial, his retweeting mean tweets, and The Decision. There are really only a couple bad bood teams that mind their own business and that would be the Celtics and the Lakers. I can't speak for the Lakers so much, but the Celtics really just don't like people. Even during the All Star they didn't even talk to the other players who were there teammates.

Also motherfucker if you were ReFOCUSED you wouldn't have blown a 21 point lead against the Magic, you wouldn't have missed yet another clutch 3 and you would be able to beat a team that had over a .500 record.

So LeBron, like I end most of my posts directed at you....

Die