Why I Hate UNC

As a gigantic Duke fan, it seems pretty natural that I would hate the Tar Holes but the truth is, until last night I really was not filled with outright hatred towards them. I absolutely love the Tobacco Road rivalry and I'm a big ACC guy so it is not horrible to see them do well. Especially when Duke is sucking balls. Somebody has to carry the banner for the ACC right?

Well, my respectful dislike has just crossed the line into full blown disgust. Normally, I get excited when UNC is bounced from the tourney and it was hard to watch them win it all in 2005. A part of me felt like this year was theirs again and I had already come to grips with 2 titles in 4 years. The way they were blowing teams out over the past few weekends was impressive to say the least. So I said fuck it, I'm putting my money on these fucksticks.

Last night was a gamblers dream with Memphis giving up 2 and a hook and UNC giving 4. It all seemed like such a sure thing. I took a little parlay action betting 1 to win 4 on both favorites. Memphis held up their end of the deal easily beating the UCLA. All UNC had to do was beat a team full of choke artists that barely escaped the Elite 8 matchup with Davidson.

We all know what happened and now I'm a hundo in the hole in stead of 3 in the black. Fuck You Pyscho T, Fuck You Wayne, Fuck You Ty and most of all Fuck You Roy you terrible excuse for D1 coach.