Last night DP, Beer, and I met up with a buddy of ours from URI. He told us he knew a girl that could get us free drinks, so basically in my mind that means we are going to a bar....well I was dead wrong. We show up and it is a convention. At first I am like, whatever as long as it is free drinks I don't really care. Then I start to notice the crowd, and finally saw a sign....."GIRLS NIGHT OUT".
Literally we are the only dudes (except people working the event) in the entire place. Let me just tell you women do not like men crashing 'Girls night out'. Women were yelling at us "what the fuck are you doing here", and "football is on Sunday" (which I still don't really get). Anways, we just slug drinks. Some women are coming up to us to get pictures taken, and hang out, while others just instantly get agry at the very sight of us. As the night went on and the drinks kept going things got a little out of hand. We went from normal conversations to basicvally telling women that we are going to bend them over the table...no lie.
After some beer tasting and so forth we eventually are kicked out, because there had been several complaints. As we are getting ushered out yelling about sexism or something by two very large bouncers I had a thought. This kind of has to be how Jeter would feel if he was to hang out at a Boston bar. Some people would love it and get pictures taken, while others would instantly get angry at the very sight of him.
Anwyays, what you should learn from this is that women are just as sexist as men, and be very careful if you happen to fall into a "Girls Night Out"....
Oh and girly drinks catch up with you. Don't let them fool you.
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