I have decided to find more of these amazing craigslist ads every day and share them with the world. For some reason they really brighten my day. it helps me remember to smile, life's too short not too.
"To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w
Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT
I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...
* Location: Schaumburg
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 889660321"
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