Tippy Tow, Sada Tay

LenDale White is in the news for beating someone with a belt for a fender bender.

“The verbal argument turned physical and (White) began striking and shoving the victim,’’ the offense report said.

According to the report, White, listed as an unknown suspect, “began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled. Hoch required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated."

This incident reminded me of one of the most underrated movies, in the history of movies: Pootie Tang. I knew that LenDale was in for some stupid arrest, but this is just great.