SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
Prediction: 9-7, Division Champs
Even with Shawne Merriman's status up in the air, the Chargers will roll through this division. On offense they have stars in Rivers, Tomlinson, and Gates. Their defense is solid, especially compared to their opposition. Even though they went 8-8 last year, becoming a bit of a playoff joke, they beat Indy and hung in there against the Steelers. This team is good enough to do some damage in the playoffs. I think they'll make it out of the Wild Card round, but that's it.
DENVER BRONCOS
Prediction: 4-12
I forget who said this: "Some coaches are meant to be Spocks, some are meant to be Captain Kirks." Josh McDaniels is a Spock. He's a brilliant right-hand man, but he's not a head coach. And the Denver Broncos are not a football team. I'm being very generous with the 4-12 prediction. Their roster is comprised of other team's leftovers. If there weren't a salary cap or roster limit, the Broncos wouldn't have an offense. Daniel Graham, Kyle Orton, Jabar Gaffney, LaMont Jordan, Michael Pittman. This team sucks.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Prediction: 6-10
The Chiefs aren't yet a quality team, but they're on their way. Matt Cassel is a big improvement, although I don't think he's very good. I feel like Larry Johnson's going to explode for another big season. They'll be in contention most of the time, but they just don't have enough horses right now. Give Scott Pioli time.
OAKLAND RAIDERS
Prediction: 1-15
Who will that 1 win be against? Washington State. The Raiders are so bad, and so poorly run, that Richard Seymour might be considering retirement instead of playing for them. You know that old cliche "It's better than nothing." The Raiders are not better than nothing.
I'm just going to talk about backup QB Bruce Gradkowski. He was born in Pittsburgh, went to Toledo. He was drafted by Tampa Bay, and has journeyed around the League with stops in St. Louis and Cleveland, before finally ending up in the asshole of the football world.
-The Commodore
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