"Unlucky-in-love actress Drew Barrymore is blaming her new tongue piercing for her lack of man action. The film beauty underwent the painful decorative procedure after splitting from her ex-boyfriend, comedy actor Justin Long, last summer. And although Drew’s delighted with her bejewelled mouth organ, she fears potential suitors are turned off by it (FoxNews)."
Sorry Mrs. Barrymore, but it is not the tongue ring that is turning guys off, its that you're ugly, make bad movies, and have a lisp (which is probably not helped by a tongue ring). At least A-Rod will still sleep with her (she has to be better than Madonna...maybe?).
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