Top 10 Athletes I Hate

Because I'm sick and miserable, I want to spread my miserableness by rambling off my top 10 Active Athletes I hate:


10. Jimmy Clausen: He is the centerpiece of guido's overrunning the NFL. As of right now we only have to deal with Jeff Reed and his cheeky shenanigans, and I want to keep it at that. The scary thing to me is that I think this kid has potential, I just want him to fail just like his predecessor Gaydy Quinn.

9. The Williams Sisters: Their act is getting old to me. I hate their terrible screams every time they serve the ball, I hate their stupid outfits, and I hate the fact I've never been so terrified of women. If I never heard from them again, I would be a very happy and not curious.

8. Lamar Odom: I'm sorry URI, but I'm turning my back on this cokehead. Talk about a player that has nothing to be arrogant about. He came into the league being compared to Magic Johnson and he ended up being a journeyman. He often doesn't live up big games, and if the Lakers played any team other than the Orlando Magic, Lamar Odom would be the goat again. Do you remember Odom in the championship verse the Celtics? Yea, me either.

7. Brett Favre: Obvious reasons. I hate that he is on an MVP campaign, every touchdown pass he completes is another knife wound to me. I haven't rooted against someone this much since Cal Ripken Jr. was playing baseball.

6. Jay Cutler: I really hope his diabetes cuts his career short. After last offseasons bs, I can't support for him. He is a glorified Jeff George, and completely killed the Bears for a while. He makes terrible decisions with the ball, he is a loud mouth off the field. Kyle Orton is twice the QB he is and ever will be.

5. Tim Tebow: What a fucking square. It's bad enough that I have to admit he's the best college player that's ever lived, but do I need to hear it every time I watch college football? The Teblowing needs to go away. I hope he goes to the NFL and has a career ending injury play 1.

4. Jason Varitek: Queeratek has been a thorn in my side in the modern Red Sox era. He was always terrible, and was given a pass because "he calls a good game." We should have got rid of him years ago, but Red Sox nation couldn't live without their "C"aptain. Now that we got a good catcher (V-Mart), I don't hear the nation still calling for their Captain.


3. Alex Rodriguez: Everything he does bothers me. Seeing him happy, seeing him win a championship makes me want to retire from watching baseball. I would really be happy if something tragic happened to him. I mean who has two huge paintings of themselves as a Cantaur? Gay.

2. Kobe Bryant: Another guy I would like to die. I can't stand him, his arrogance, and his overall being. I don't respect him as a player and don't respect his game. He may have won a championship last year and have 4 total, but I still consider him one of the most selfish players in the NBA.

1. ShEli Manning: If you read this site and didn't know this, well... actually it would be amazing. I can't look at this bottom 5 qb without having my blood boil. I can't get over his draft day stunt, and I can't get over the countless mistakes during games he makes. He looks like a tortured mouse, he constantly places blame on teammates instead of himself, and he took the Giants for 100 million.


Almost made it:
Chris Paul
LeBron James
Clay Buchhoz
Mark Teixiera
Vince Carter
Terrell Owens
Brady Quinn