Weekly Rant

We are blessed to have another weekly rant from The Answer. Here is his take on New Rules:
This week on new rules...

1. Baseball players are allowed to take steroids. Why not. It's entertainment. Millions of dollars. Who gives a fuck. Oh so they hit the ball further and throw harder, well if you wanna keep up you better call Barry Bonds for a reference. I say the bigger, the meaner they are, the more entertaining it will be. Dignity, come on MLB, we know you don't dignity, you only care about money.

2. NBA finals. Why the fuck is every seven game series in all of sports 2 games home 2 away 1 home 1 away 1 home. Who came up with this 2 3 2 shit. It's bogus. Let go back to our principals. What are we saving a traveling day. No fuck that. Some how it just doesn't seem fair to the team with home court. I'd almost rather be away. 3 games at home straight could be a momentum builder. Mr. Stern get your shit together.

3. Brett Farve. Retire. Your old. Do yourself a favor, open a restaurant. Call it Farve's. Your time is over. Please I'm begging you to quit. I know I know, you just wanna play, But pretty soon your going to be getting a senior citizen discount at the movies. Thanks for all the great years, what else can you possibly accomplish? Say goodbye.

4. National television commentators, find the nearest bridge, and jump off. Or just cut your voice box out. Whichever is easier. I fucking hate you guys so much. The only national sports announcer I like is John Madden. I think if the game is on national TV, the home teams voice should call the game, regardless of the sport. It should be part of the home experience. I really don't give a shit about Jeff Van Gundy's opinion on anything. I don't care about every comparison he makes is about his coaching days. Dude, your a TV commentator now, if you were any good at coach well, you'd still be doing it. I think you should kill yourself first and they all should follow you like a colt.

5. Stop letting fans pick the the all stars for the NBA. Sure way to make em feel involved. But lets be honest, and Allen Iverson, I love you with all my heart, but do you really deserve to be an all star this year? No. But you have a fan following. Like a fucking rock concert. Shit I voted for you. What? I couldn't help it. But in my heart I know plenty of other guards are having better seasons, Ray Allen, Andre Miller, Rajon Rondo, Dereck Rose, Mario Chambers, fuck even Jameer Nelson is having a good year. Point is, find a better system. I'm not opposed to letting writer pick, but even that system is flawed. How about letting the player vote. And the coach and owners. I think they will be honest. And combined it with the point system. I mean in our system now, Lebron James could break his neck the first game of the year, miss every game until a week before the all star game, make a miraculous come back, and lead everyone in votes. Now does this make sense? Fix it NBA you got two years or I boycott the All Star game.

Look out for his Celtics pregame.