DC Versus

And now DC versus introduces a new twist on this segment. A three way battle. A menage a trois of death if you will. This week we have 3 characters facing off and they are as follows.

Mr Peanut:


The Monopoly Guy


and finally,

Scrooge McDuck


Ok.

We have some subtle badasses here. You may not know it to look at them, but these three run shit. No one has ever come close to being the face of the peanut, why is that? because mr peanut is in actuality a peanut and no one else would be better as the mascot? no. wrong. the answer is that hes a badass and muscles anyone else out of the way that tries to step up.


Then theres the monopoly guy. this son of bitch has been running his own universe for decades. our parents used to play this game of economic domination and it is still around today. Somehow this man gained control of all the property from Baltic Ave to the elustrious Boardwalk Ave and all he does is let boots and cannons and bags of money run around and buy the property for a little while and fuck with one another. this guy is so badass he created a situation where he can be god.
The Monopoly Guy




And then you have scrooge mcduck. this grimey bastard is a money loving duck if there ever was one. although he raised the young ducklings, his example that he set for them was far from superb and and his temper tended to get a little out of control from time to time. especially dealing with issues he cared very much about; money...and apparently icecream. Anyone that gets this excited over this situation is not to be taken lightly


so then if these three faced off who would come out on top? At times there would obviously be some one-on-one fighting with the third spectating, but im not going to go over every scenario.

Mr Peanut has a mysterious strength to him, and honestly i think he would scare me the most. However i feel like the monoploy man is the sleeping giant in this battle. Something about that cocky old man just spells dominance to me. Scrooge i have to put as the underdog. he is a little out of control and two well kept characters like Peanut and Monopoly Man would use that against him.

I'm going to go with Mr Peanut. Theres something about this guy that simply spells winner. He has the height and presumably the strength over both of his competitors in this battle. Dont be fooled by his cane, its for style and thats all. And you know what the true sign of a warrior is? Its that you never actually see him fight. no one messes with this motherfucker and they are all the wiser for doing so. Monoply guy is too obsessed with finances to be physically dominating, and look at how ace ventura took care of him

And Scrooge would just splooge if he ran into a talking peanut.

I declare Mr Peanut the well deserved victor in this edition of DC Versus.