NFL Recaps: The Top Dogs Go Down

16 Jets, 9 Patriots

I guess Kerry Rhodes did back up his statement, as the great Pats offense was puketastic at best. If I were a Patriots fan, I would be a little concerned on how Tom Brady is acting in the pocket. He just doesn't seem comfortable, and a lot of his throws show it. The Jets Mark Sanchez is proving to be a very solid rookie as he posted 14-23 for 163 yards and 1 TD. The Pats are lucky they aren't 0-2.

17 Bears, 14 Steelers

Jeff Reed and Santonio Holmes need to take the loss on their shoulders for this one. Jeff Reed missed two potential game winners, and Santonio dropped at least 5 passes including one in the endzone at the end of the game. Roethlisberger didn't have a spectacular game, but he did what he does and it just didn't work out. I still think Jay Cutler sucks, but he did a lot better than last week as he went 27-38 for 236 yards and 2 TDs.

33 Giants, 30 Dallas

Tony Romo is terrible. Eli Manning had a hell of game and Steve Smith and Mario Manningham explodes as the two combined for 20 receptions for 284 yards and 2 TDs. I don't know how the game was so close because I went to sleep at 8, and I don't feel like reading about Eli Manning.

28 Atlanta, 20 Panthers

Matty Ice had three touchdowns.

27 Minnesota, 13 Lions

For a split second we all thought that Detroit was going to upset, however, the Lions are who we thought they were. Brett Favre, not to shabby 23/27 and 2 TDs.

31 Cincinnati, 24 Green Bay

Is there any team as disappointing as the Packers? How does a Superbowl contender lose to the Bengals? Fortunately for the Packers the only games that matter are the two games against the Vikings. But losing to the Bengals is flat out embarrassing.

34 Houston, 31 Tennessee

Matt Schuab figured out how to run the offense, throw it up to Andre Johnson. The underrated WR pulled down a hell of a game as he went for 10 receptions for 149 yards and 2 TDs.

13 Oakland, 10 Kansas City

A win is a win.

42 New Orleans, 22 Philadelphia

Fantasy alert: start everyone. Drew Brees is remarkable having another 300, 3 TD game. No one is going to be able to stop this team. Devery Henderson is a God.

9 Washington, 7 St. Louis

If any of our readers are fans of these two teams, sorry.

31 Arizona, 17 Jacksonville

Kurt Warner had a breakout game after his first game shitting the bed party. The old qb threw for 24/26 for 243 yards and 2 TDs.

23 49ers, 10 Seattle

Frank Gore busted loose with a 200+ rushing game. Seattle may have lost Hasslebeck forever.

31 Baltimore, 26 San Diego

Willis McGahee had 2 rushing TDs and Joe Flacco also threw 2 TDs.

27 Denver, 6 Cleveland

Barf