A Tip for Cheaters

The internet is a great tool for cheating on tests, homework, presentations, even girlfriends. But be very careful. Let's say you're a college student and you have to write a 5 page paper for Spanish class. You're out of adderall and you've lost your textbook. You might be tempted to use an online translator to help you. But beware. These things can help you with one, or maybe two words. But once you get into phrases and sentences, it's best not to use them. Unless you want to fail, or get financial aid for being retarded.

To prove my point, I took this sentence:

"I like to smell the pretty flowers growing behind my uncle's tool shed."

And translated it from language to language to language. Think of it as a game of phone tag you can play by yourself when you're lonely and very depressed. It will make you feel like you have friends all over the world!



After going through Dutch, German, French, Russian, Greek, Spanish, and Portuguese; this was the sentence it spat out:

"It has the expensive flowers, so that my description uncle becomes after reasonable; the hangar instrument."

So if you are thinking of cheating, ask yourself...what would Bill Belichick do? Or just tattoo WWBBD? on your arm. Then figure out the best way to cheat.

-The Commodore