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Monday, December 29, 2008

The Grinch VS. Hitler

Two of the most notorious villains in the history of mankind face off in this edition of DC VERSUS.



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Right off the bat i can anticipate some of you wondering how you can even compare the two. Hitler is way worse, you might say. he is responsible for a mass genocide of multiple races of people in an effort to ethnically 'cleanse' the world on his quest for ultimate world domination. Well thats true....but the Grinch tried to steal christmas....and thats pretty fucked up too.


We must consider the reasons these two might face off and i think i got it. The jews. Hitler, as we know is not a fan. However, i presume the grinch to appreciate Judaism because they dont celebrate christmas either. There are no reports of th Grinch dressing up as a rabbi and sneaking in to steal Hanukkah presents. So there they would most likely butt heads.

Hitler used his skills in rhetoric to sway a nation into following him on his reign of terror, the Grinch rhymed alot....its a tie.

If the two of them were to face off you must also consider the fact that Hitler fought till the death in WWII while the Grinch was brainwashed by the 'Whos' into giving up his hatred. This makes me feel like hitler might have an advantage since he is a skilled orator and might be able to convince the grinch that hes wrong.

--Side note--
lets all thank our lucky stars these two never had a chance to team up.

The hatred within each of these villains is undeniable. The grinch hates the Whos very much, while Hitler hated pretty much everything. In this battle I have to give the advantage to Adolph. I pains me to say it, but as we all know the Grinch is destined to come along and eventually see that his hatred for christmas and the whos is wrong, while Hitler wont stop until he kills the Grinch and then executes each one of the Whos.


this VERUS hurt my heart, and i dont want to think about hitler this much for a long time.

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