Weekly Rant

Here is the long overdue rant from The Answer:

Hi people, I know it's been a while. Miss me? Yeah me too. Sure I love myself. Well there hasn't has really been any issues to rant about this week...until now. I'm going to touch on a few things. First when I went to Dueling Couches web site for some inspiration I read an article that really disturbed me. Copyright infringement. Let me explain something to everyone and hold your hand like a small child so these ass holes can understand the rules. Dueling Couches can take a piss on that picture in public, so as long as they do not profit from it. This is a blog site. As long as there is no profit, it's not copyright infringement. So I would respectfully say "Fuck off" to those wining bastards. Trust me, I'm a screen writer for hire, it's what I do for a living, we learn the copyright laws very quickly. So DC don't worry your not getting sued. okay now that I've wasted time on these power tripping fuck sticks lets move on to some other issues.

1. T O shut the fuck up. I'm done defending you. I've have defended your bitch ass from years now. I've always said, people who gives a fuck about his attitude. He gets paid to play football. And he does it well. Who cares about his mouth. Well today I retract that statement and say keep your mouth shut. Your really not that good anymore. So just play football, be quiet, and maybe I'll forgive you.

2. New York Knicks fans, listen your not getting Lebron James in 2010. It won't happen. Mark my fucking words. And by some god forsaken miracle it does, you'll still suck. James is a selfish fuck and wont be capable of winning a title until he is 33 year old and learns how to play unselfishly. So whenever I walk by a Knick fan and mutter under my breath "you fucking suck" just take it in stride and stop giving me this bull shit about 2010. Your almost as bad as Cowboy fans 5 years ago. When you muttered to them that they suck they would hold up their hands and say "How may rings we got?" OOOOO that's doing you a lot of fucking good right now. Point in case, 2010 is a little far away. Shut your fucking mouth. Your trash.

3. what do these two humans have in common?




Enough said?

4. And finally, I got a bone to pick with all spell check programs out there. Don't you think it's time we added "Aint" and "Fuck" to spell check. Fine, sure, don't consider them words in the English language. But guess what, people use them. Now I think if I wanna say "Aint no fucking way" in any a Microsoft word document that I deserve to spell it right. Okay okay I understand it's not a word. Fine lets find a common ground, don't underline "fuck" and "aint" with a red squiggly line, use orange. Orange can mean, "it's not a word, but if it were, you spelled it right"

In conclusion, DC AINT stealing shit. FUCK T O, FUCK Knick fans, FUCK these two assholes who shot themselves, and FUCK spell check. Until next time people.

Rondo out.