This is a new segment we would like to call, The Adventures of Eric Dickerson. Enjoy.
Hello, this is Mr. Dickerson, you know Eric's father. Well it appears my son is in a wee bit of trouble with the law again. We got him to join the read to achieve program again, but this time we did it with a twist. We had him read to third graders, because we know he only likes to molest second grade boys. Everything started going very smoothly until he excuse himself to go to the bathroom. They were keen to Eric's past and thought it would be a good idea if they had a teacher go with him so he could keep an eye on him. So as they went to the bathroom, Eric embarrassingly said to Mr. Connely, "I have to go number 2." So Mr. Connely stood outside the bathroom. After 25 minutes the bewildered teacher knocked on the door and said Eric's name. There was a lack of response, so he burst in the bathroom to find nobody, and since there was no windows, they discovered Eric went through the vents. The Police were called immediately and as they swarmed through the Elementary school. They were disgusted to find Eric molesting Timmy and Tommy (two second graders) in the attic. When they said "stop Eric" he thrusted once more and ran off in his upright running style.
Well that's all, this is Mr. Dickerson. Eric's father.
This is a kind of a inside joke between my friends and I, if you don't think it can work. Spit venom.
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